Most likely again at Preston with this shower in defence some of these players cannot jump. We are so bad it is humiliating, they are getting to my standard now !.
Wow, that's almost fresh material, though it isn't at is it? It's a rehash. Needed to sleep on it to think it up too. Mag patter is the absolute pits.
Nowt wrong with taking the piss fella, it's expected. But make it fresh and witty. Bet they're still saying beel over there. 5 year old joke that wasn't funny in the first place. Don't even need to check, nowt as predictable as that particular group of mags. If they **** their missus like they tell jokes their lasses will probably be off getting their sexual kicks elsewhere as their fellas' type 'caught a whopper' for 50th time today I know you don't really associate with the rable over there much so it doesn't include you fella.
How do Jim. Not tetchy, owld sonnah. Was a backhanded compliment! I'm plodding along gainfully ATM. New job starts Monday. More dosh and more holiday, but they'll no doubt want their pound of flesh. You OK?
I'm good thanks Sid, hope the new job goes well... Does the extra income mean that more Fullers XB will be purchased to dull the pain of your lads struggling?....
Fullers ESB, mate. There is no finer drink And my new job will involve keeping the additional dosh out of the hands of the wife & kids!
Bollocks to that. You're doing it all wrong mate. With a club like ours you have to get it in while you can. You should take the piss whether times are good or bad, its part of the rules of rivals. Personally I don't get the Sunderland fans, they're never happy. Ellis Short is taking a lot of **** for all this but in reality he has only done what the fans have been asking for over the last few years. They wanted a long term plan and stability on the management front. So trigger has looked into the future and decided to employ a manager who has an impeccable record of getting out of League 1
