I can spare a square.
Off Topic Confession Thread!!
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I can spare a square.
Dear Father Woops,
I have a real problem.
I'm starting to shake with withdrawal symptoms.
I don't want to waste a good shake!
Yours sincerely,
Johnny Dribble
I have a real problem.
I'm starting to shake with withdrawal symptoms.
I don't want to waste a good shake!
Yours sincerely,
Johnny Dribble
Confession time again.....
I haven't posted here for a couple of days.
I haven't posted here for a couple of days.
Dear Johnny D - nothing wrong with a good milk shake, if you can lay your hands on one. Personally, my favourite is banana, followed by chocolate. Yummy!
Who's dipping their banana in the chocolate? 
Dear Cardinal Woops,
I keep having flashbacks to a movie l made back in the late 70s.
The TV show, The Love Boat was at its peak and they had just shot a show cruising down the Suez Canal, so the producers decided to do a themed spin off.
Our movie, was The Butt Boat up Sues' Anal....... you can see the resemblance l'm sure...... of course, starring no other than, Johnny Buttbanger.
Anyway, l keep having visions of pyramids and dark alley ways?
Do you think it's related?
Regards,
Deeply Concerned.
I keep having flashbacks to a movie l made back in the late 70s.
The TV show, The Love Boat was at its peak and they had just shot a show cruising down the Suez Canal, so the producers decided to do a themed spin off.
Our movie, was The Butt Boat up Sues' Anal....... you can see the resemblance l'm sure...... of course, starring no other than, Johnny Buttbanger.
Anyway, l keep having visions of pyramids and dark alley ways?
Do you think it's related?
Regards,
Deeply Concerned.
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Good, but why did it not include some of this?
Dear Deeply Concerned,
Have you ever seen the film 'Carry on Cruising' ? If not, I suggest you view it as a matter of some urgency. The film contains numerous innuendos, many of which may be applicable to your present concerns. For example, being "taken up the back passage" may or may not apply to being in the presence of a rogue Catholic priest who fancies a bit of how's your father with your anal extremities ! Before you ask, I have never found myself in this position......err.....well it was never proved following that short stay in the nunnery in Nether Wallop back in the 1990's.........so I suggest you email Father Jack Hackett over in Ireland, who has far more experience than me regarding these nefarious activities. If you buy him a drink or two, he will show you some pictures from his vast collection, from the days before he was defrocked by The Pope. Best of luck !
Yours painfully,
Cardinal Woops xxx
Dear Monsignor Woops,
Sorry, I wasn't listening ............... I had my hands full at the time, now what did you say about that nice lady down the road with the bushy thatch?
It was a wet rainy day when l knocked on her door and she came to the door soaking wet. Apparently her pussy went racing outside and got caught in the storm.
She invited me in and explained that she was about to dry her pussy in front of the fire. How l love fireplaces................
Sorry, I wasn't listening ............... I had my hands full at the time, now what did you say about that nice lady down the road with the bushy thatch?
It was a wet rainy day when l knocked on her door and she came to the door soaking wet. Apparently her pussy went racing outside and got caught in the storm.
She invited me in and explained that she was about to dry her pussy in front of the fire. How l love fireplaces................
I confess to being too busy at work yesterday to partake in the banter
Dear Senor Diddley,
Sorry I'm late replying to you, but I have been thinking about your problem, and can only suggest you contact Mrs Slocombe from Grace Brothers, who has much experience in handling pussies, and would be only too happy in showing you hers. If not, Miss Brahms will be only too willing to let you stroke hers.
Don't forget to forward the photos to me for my personal collection. Mums the word
Yours longingly,
Cardinal/Monsignor/Archbishop Woops of Longleat
I must confess to not needing to confess.
Can l book you on a permanent basis?
Dear Guilty of San Diego,
Get on with you !! Of course you need to confess your hatred of your fine young manager Michael McCarthy. Let it all out, go on, you know you want to.....
Yours frustratingly,
Archbishop Woops of South Devon
Ok, ok
I must confess that I have nothing weighing me down, nothing I need to air in public or admit to openly.
I must confess that I have nothing weighing me down, nothing I need to air in public or admit to openly.
Move over people, out of the way, coming thru..... if you don't move, l'll p!ss on you.....Please make room for UTR's
I confess
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