http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/hull-east-yorkshire-news/former-un-secretary-general-kofi-414728 Kofi and Prescott take a ride on the Mally Welburn Express. Train guard Dave the Rave, trolley dolly Ayshea Delaney serving Bob Carver's patties ? Must have been an eye opener for Kofi and his Mrs
A woman who threw her poo out of her date's toilet window because it "would not flush" had to be rescued after she got stuck trying to retrieve it. The amateur gymnast was on a first date with Bristol student Liam Smith when she "panicked" and threw the faeces out of the window. It did not land in the garden, but became wedged between two non-opening windows. After climbing in head first after it, she became wedged. Mr Smith had to call the fire service for help. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
I was chucking out some old stuff and came across this, it's what I printed out in the days of dial up internet, I thought it funny then and seeing it now still think its funny. Blonde and brunette friends are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the brunette happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says: "Oh crap my boyfriend is buying me flowers again ....... for no reason". The blonde looks quizzically at her and says: "What's the big deal don't you like getting flowers?" The brunette says: "Oh sure ...... but he always has expectations after getting me flowers and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air" The blonde says: "Don't you have a vase?" Well I think its funny
Pirate ship about to engage the enemy First Mate, " the men be ready Cap'n" Barchullona Captain Barchullona " Arrrr !" First Mate "Sorry Cap'n, the men are ready"
A little side note to the above, in the 1980's a guy call David Lucas came as a junior journalist at the HDM. David joined the Golf club where I was playing, and as we were both of a similar handicap, we started playing quite a bit together. David had come from Cambridge Univ, and was a Cambridge Blue at Golf there. I found out from David that his father was also a famous fighter pilot during the war call Laddie Lucas, and Douglas Bader was David's uncle.
