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Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Nov 20, 2015.

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  1. Craigo

    Craigo Well-Known Member

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    How to calmly????????? remove a bat from your kitchen.......and I once thought Father Ted was over the top:cheesy: We might need David Meyler to "translate" as this apparently is from the neighbouring county to his.
     
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  3. look_back_in_amber

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    The darg pissed himself <laugh>
     
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    https://www.rt.com/news/402425-berlin-court-citizens-fart/

    Berlin court upholds citizens’ right to fart in public

    A Berlin man was fined €900 for farting twice while he was undergoing a routine police identity check in February 2016. He appealed the fine in court on Tuesday.
    The defendant, named only as Christoph S., reportedly 'cut the cheese' twice in the vicinity of a female officer. Her squad leader took this as an insult to his officer's honor and slapped Christoph with a huge fine, which he received only in February this year.

    Christoph was not silent, but deadly in his defense of the right to break wind.
    “It is one thing if the leader of a police unit sees his colleague’s honour as being injured by a fart. But it is quite another if prosecutors and the judiciary agree - that is a failure of the state,” said Christoph's lawyer Daniel Werner at the appeal hearing, as cited by Berliner Zeitung.

    The trial was reportedly gone like the wind, as the judge threw the case out within a matter of minutes.
     
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    Parp...
     
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  8. look_back_in_amber

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    I want one!
     
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    Too bloody funny. Serves the daft bastard right.
     
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  10. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

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  11. dennisboothstash

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    <laugh>

     
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    dennisboothstash, Sep 12, 2017
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    One 'like' is just so inadequate ...
     
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    Is that Howden Tigress?
     
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    dennisboothstash, Sep 12, 2017
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    This is wasted on the 'completely different' thread !
     
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    I think I've just made it a sticky. :emoticon-0111-blush
     
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    The 'a' wasn't needed in that sentence ...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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    You're right, but couldn't think of anywhere better to post it. Maybe should have had a thread of it's own.:emoticon-0110-tongu
     
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