Transfer Rumours City transfers - Summer 2017

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The Tigers have signed midfielder Nobody for an undisclosed fee.

Nobody, an ageless, nationless international, has put pen to paper on a lifetime deal which also includes the option of an additional year.

Born nowhere, Nobody moved to the UK to join a non existent youth set-up in 2010 and never played for a club before not joining a club just over 12 months ago.

Since then, he has scored 0 times in 0 appearances for the no one, including a fine strike against no one earlier this month.

Nobody is delighted to become the latest addition to Leonid Slutsky's squad in East Yorkshire, saying: " "
 
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It's not just us but why oh why do clubs leave it so late. The whole thing is such a ****ing farce.

Oh and Ross Barkley is a tit.
 
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Starting to look a true what u heard the other day re turbo.....long story short he isn't respected or well liked my his team mates