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Straighter Announced!

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017.

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Who wins?

  1. Custard

    3 vote(s)
    23.1%

  2. Redroar

    1 vote(s)
    7.7%

  3. It wont happen but we'll all have a lovey picninc

    10 vote(s)
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  1. One of the lads

    One of the lads Well-Known Member

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    He's shat himself already. I'll make him put his skiddies on his head while he's sucking cock.
     
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    One of the lads, Aug 25, 2017
  2. Tobes

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    I've got a relation who lives in Halesowen, I might ask him to pop down and set up a webcam <laugh>
     
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    Tobes, Aug 25, 2017
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  3. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Why do I get the feeling that both of you will claim to have turned up, saying the other wasn't there because they are a pussy......
     
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    Bodinki, Aug 25, 2017
  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    This could be good. We'll need an ice box for putting ice on fighting wounds (for the beers really) Sky can make ham sandwiches and Tobes can bring some nice crisps. For when were done fighting like men of course.
     
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  5. Tobes

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    When the reality will be that neither turned up and they're both pussies
     
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    Tobes, Aug 25, 2017
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  6. NSIS

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    Luv's a bit tasty, so I hear <whistle>
     
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    NSIS, Aug 25, 2017
  7. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    That redorder lad isn't invited though he seems overly keen on cock action.
    Custard can come though because he's bound to have a white sheet we can use as a picnic cloth.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017
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  8. Bodinki

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    yup
     
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    Bodinki, Aug 25, 2017
  9. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    <laugh>

    Shall I bring the Perrier ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Aug 25, 2017
  10. Tobes

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    I'm a lover not a fighter.

    So bring Mrs Luv and while you're grappling with Sky I'll sort her out <ok>
     
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  11. NSIS

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    Perrier, ffs!!?...

    It's not a ****ing polo match!...
     
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    NSIS, Aug 25, 2017
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  12. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Bit of fizz is always welcome.
     
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    luvgonzo, Aug 25, 2017
  13. Bodinki

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    Who was it on here on had the hot daughter everyone was always perving over?
    Can we not invite her?
     
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    Bodinki, Aug 25, 2017
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  14. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    @Red Hadron Collider
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    I know right.

    Next he'll be on about Pimms !
     
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    Bodinki, Aug 25, 2017
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

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    OK then , shall I bring the Darjeeling ?
     
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    Number 1 Jasper, Aug 25, 2017
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  17. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    You'll have to make it a bit later than 9.00 am. **** that on a saturday morn. If I'm not there by 12.00pm start without me <ok>
     
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    Archers Road, Aug 25, 2017
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  18. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I will be tooled up though.
     
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    Skylarker, Aug 25, 2017
  19. Tobes

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    I've got a lovely Krug Champagne bucket.

    I don't want it getting kicked by hoodlums though.
     
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    Tobes, Aug 25, 2017
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  20. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah 9am is early for a fight, especially on a Saturday. I would have just got in ffs.
     
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