He's shat himself already. I'll make him put his skiddies on his head while he's sucking cock.
Straighter Announced!
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I've got a relation who lives in Halesowen, I might ask him to pop down and set up a webcam 
This could be good. We'll need an ice box for putting ice on fighting wounds (for the beers really) Sky can make ham sandwiches and Tobes can bring some nice crisps. For when were done fighting like men of course.
When the reality will be that neither turned up and they're both pussies
That redorder lad isn't invited though he seems overly keen on cock action.
Custard can come though because he's bound to have a white sheet we can use as a picnic cloth.
Custard can come though because he's bound to have a white sheet we can use as a picnic cloth.
I'm a lover not a fighter.
So bring Mrs Luv and while you're grappling with Sky I'll sort her out
Shall I bring the Perrier ?
Perrier, ffs!!?...
It's not a ****ing polo match!...
Who was it on here on had the hot daughter everyone was always perving over?I'm a lover not a fighter.
So bring Mrs Luv and while you're grappling with Sky I'll sort her out
Can we not invite her?
You'll have to make it a bit later than 9.00 am. **** that on a saturday morn. If I'm not there by 12.00pm start without me
I've got a lovely Krug Champagne bucket.
I don't want it getting kicked by hoodlums though.
You'll have to make it a bit later than 9.00 am. **** that on a saturday morn. If I'm not there by 12.00pm start without me
Yeah 9am is early for a fight, especially on a Saturday. I would have just got in ffs.