Off Topic Confession Thread!!

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UTR's said:
Ok, so this is pretty bad but I'm going to post it as I have been a real bad person and could probably do with some advice from my Tykes forum buddies.

My best mate who I have known since 1980, I have been sleeping with his wife for the last twelve years. He was working away once and I had to pop over to drop something off, anyway she invited me in and as she had a bottle of wine open she offered me a glass.

Her youngest boy who I am godfather to was having a sleep over with his best mate so she was alone. We chatted for ages and had a good laugh as I got on really well with her, plus she is stunning and has a rather large pair of t!t's which kind of have a hypnotic affect on you, especially after a couple of large glasses of red.

Anyway I didn't want to out stay my welcome so suggested I head off soon. I asked if I could quickly visit the bathroom (for a p!ss) before I was going to head off. When I got downstairs she was completely naked and just kind of pounced on me. Well I blame the wine and shock factor, plus the sight of this beautiful naked huge breasted lady for my lack of judgement, I promise you all I'm not a sh!t on my own doorstep kind of guy. It just happend and it was mind blowing.

The reason why it continued was because she was secretly filming it which freaked me out. Despite the sex being mind blowing I really did feel ashamed about what I had just done with my best mates really fit wife. Anyway I had no intention of going back for second's but she kept pestering me and told me she would show the tape to my mate and my then girlfriend if I didn't sleep with her again. To make matters worse their second son who is now six years old looks the spit of me.

Anyway they have just split up, it turned out that she was playing away with her boss at work and my best mate caught them at it red handed.

I have not heard from her now for a couple of months as she has moved away. The most difficult part for me was trying to comfort my best mate who was absolutely devistated and heart broken by it all. It's not easy having a man crying on your shoulder knowing what you have been doing behind his back all these years.

Do you think I should be honest and tell him? He most likely won't want to be my mate anymore but I don't think I can take this one to the grave with me?

Please advise?
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You dirty freakin slut!
Well Done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she blew more than your mind.
Again .............. Your one big slut of a person!
Your my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did l mention your a freakin slut!
 
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Wooperts_duck said:
Well, to be perfectly honest with you my son, I'm delighted you have confessed. Can you tell us about your second, third and fourth dalliance with this delightful sounding busty lady? The more details the merrier! Have you any photos of her in compromising positions you can post on here?

I will remain professional on here at all times (cough). Can't wait for the next instalment :emoticon-0107-sweat God Bless you my son:emoticon-0139-bow:
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Father almighty must be knocking himself off 24/7 ............... not that there's anything wrong with that.
Say 52 Hail Marys and drink 20 Blloody Marys!
........... just to calm the nerves!!!!!!!!!!

Professional my ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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Didley Squat said:
You dirty freakin slut!
Well Done !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sounds like she blew more than your mind.
Again .............. Your one big slut of a person!
Your my hero!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Did l mention your a freakin slut!
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Hope l didn't offend you UTRs with the 'freakin slut' comment.
I could always remove the 'freakin' part if it offends. Your still a slut though!
Yeah Baby!!
 
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Didley Squat said:
Dear Father Woops,

Today l had a shower to cleanse oneself but l'm guilty of washing myself too hard.
There were many bubbles all over the place.
Can you suggest a remedy?
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Didley, my son - why don't you use a loofah instead of taking yourself in hand. I have spoken to St Peter, and he agrees that you are on the road to ruin.

If you take the next turning on the left, and then third right, you should be back on track..........
 
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Wooperts_duck said:
Didley, my son - why don't you use a loofah instead of taking yourself in hand. I have spoken to St Peter, and he agrees that you are on the road to ruin.

If you take the next turning on the left, and then third right, you should be back on track..........
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Dear Father Woops,

My hand thanks you for your reply ( God knows l need a break )

I've did as you said ............. I l turned it to the left, I turned it to the right ............ l was running late so l sped up a little and out of confusion, I turned it to the left again and before l knew it, I arrived at the same place as before!

The house of Wayne King!
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