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Stan said:
You also seemingly head to your Chinese takeaway for a King Prawn Curry.

Do you pop into the local Pizzeria and ask for a Chicken Chow Mein?
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You don't have Chinese curries up North?

No, I suppose you don't. The only thing that comes close is curry sauce on your chips, eh?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Yes, that is what I was alluding to.

Will someone please explain it to Lightning. The dense ****er has either had a humour bypass of a mental embolism.
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I get what you were trying to do but was pointing out that your old man, 1970s style "comedy" was crap as usual.

You're about as funny as a parking ticket and as sharp as a sponge.
 
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Hoddle Is A God said:
Yes, that is what I was alluding to.

Will someone please explain it to Lightning. The dense ****er has either had a humour bypass of a mental embolism.
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I can't get through to brother Stanley it seems

He won't bet because I won't provide a betting slip

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Stan said:
You also seemingly head to your Chinese takeaway for a King Prawn Curry.

Do you pop into the local Pizzeria and ask for a Chicken Chow Mein?
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You don't have Chinese curries up North?

No, I suppose you don't. The only thing that comes close is curry sauce on you
Stan said:
I get what you were trying to do but was pointing out that your old man, 1970s style "comedy" was crap as usual.

You're about as funny as a parking ticket and as sharp as a sponge.
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Is it the nickname "Lightning" that still rattles you, Stan?
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
You don't have Chinese curries up North?

No, I suppose you don't. The only thing that comes close is curry sauce on you



Is it the nickname "Lightning" that still rattles you, Stan?
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Let's not forget that it was originally Lightening until I pointed out your **** up :azn:

Every time you use the nickname it reminds me of you making a tit of yourself <cool>
 
Spurlock said:
I can't get through to brother Stanley it seems

He won't bet because I won't provide a betting slip

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Don't go too hard on him, Bruv.

It's his dour Northern demeanour.

It must be hard being raised in't shadow of yon mill, and being dragged oop on't cobbled streets o' back alley.
 
Rooney to score more goals this season for Everton than Coutinho will for the RS @astro

Get your money down bruv <ok>
 
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Btw @PISKIE

If I'm not mistaken the are 3 Pool fans who should be wearing avatars of everyone else's collective choosing.

I think the Spurs won that bet
 
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