Betz for Bantz

Pre season is upon us thought I'd give you kants something to spice it up with

Let's see who's man enough to put their Not606 honour on the line and call out other posters or the whole board by making bets/predictions for the forthcoming season stating your forfeits and punishments.

One Rule:
If you go back on your word then you put your head down, in shame and take the first month of the following season off. If you refuse to go....everyone puts the perpetrator on 'ignore' till the month has elapsed. Upon your return you carry a message on your signature 'Not606 WELCHER of the Season 2018/19' for the whole season. The message will be in the largest size possible(size 6) in black and in bold lettering. If you happen to lose multiple avatar bets, you must still fulfill the forfeits one month after the other. If you lose your signature bet, the message must be in bold, black and size 5 minimum. All bets to commence from Matchday 1 of the new season.


There will be no finding loop holes in my Law either..it's done and dusted upon your return. I only answer to the Laws of this Jungle, not to any of them shenanigans.
Obviously lads, if you have no intention of being this person then there is nothing to worry about and plenty to enjoy You don't have to participate, your suggestions for bets and the repercussions for your fellow posters are welcome.

Enjoy, if you think you Bad Boy enough

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Confirmed Bets:


CFC/Spurlock - Whoevers team contains the highest goal scorer out of the two clubs wins the bet. Loser carries avatar of winners choice for a month.

BobbyD/Sky - United to finish above Pool, Bobby wins the bet. Vice versa and Sky wins. Loser carries a Signature message of the winners choice for a month.

Flanders/Spurlock - Spurs finish above Arsenal and Flanders stops his Wing Chung **** for 2 months and I put a comment in his sig. Arsenal finish above Spurs and I stop smoking weed for 2 months(lol) and Flanders puts a message of his choice in my Sig. Bet lasts a month.

Piskie/RCL - If Arsenal finish above Spurs then RCL carries an Avatar saying 'wish I was born a Gooner' from last day of the season till NYD. If Piskie loses the bet he carries an Avatar saying 'wish I was born a Lillywhite' from the last day of the season till NYD. These two boys will carry out any other avatar forfeits once this one is complete.

G4E/Spurlock - If Arsenal finish above Spurs I have to change my Avatar for one month. If Spurs finish above Arsenal then G4E changes his avatar for one month

SD/Lieb - Spurs finish outside top 4 and SD will change his sig to one of Lieb's choice for one month. Spurs finish top 4 and Libby has to change his avatar to a Pompey one. Outside top 4 and SD changes his to an Arsenal one.

Akki/SD - Who gets booked for simulation the most between Vardy and Dele. If Dele then SD changes avatar, if Vardy then Akki changes avatar for one month. Ref's official reasoning for the booking counts, not up for discussion. Plus a charity bet to be donated to the winner's chosen charity. Akki has gone for The British Heart Foundation and SD would like the donation to go to
https://www.justgiving.com/ciwf/donate

Archie/Hiag - Spurs win the league and Archie carries a cock on his avatar for 1 month. If Spurs finish outside the top 4 then Hiag carries an avatar of scumbag Campbell, for 1 month. Spurs finish positions 2-4 and no forfeit on either person

Libby/Bobby - Southampton finish top 12 and Libby changes avatar. Southampton finish below 12th and Bobby changes avatar.

Tobes/Sky - Salah to score 24 goals or more in the league and Sky wins. Less than 24 and Tobes wins. £10 charity bet and sig change for a month

 

I already have a £10 charity bet with @FosseFilberto that if he stays Vardy won't hit 10 PL goals next year


Reckon you should change the word 'faggot' to '****' or something though.

 

Changed to Welcher

 

I might do some more bets too once I know who our manager will be and who will be sold

 

Yeah mate, you need to do a Bantzy bet...not that typical Fossy one you have done all honourable and proper, executed through the correct avenues using the correct procedu......zzzz

 

How about Spurs won't finish top 4?

 

It's your rep mate. Go and have a think about it

 

We already have a forum welcher/bottler can you think of another name?

 

I was wondering who would bring that up. I should have known.

Anyway...this has got nothing to do with that.

New season, you choose who you bet with...if you dont think you want to bet with Hiag, up to you.

 

Sounds a good idea that needs some thought but I'll shy away from welches though.

 

I've already proposed a bet with HIAG. Same as last time, who finishes higher Arsenal or Spurs.
The loser has to carry the avatar of the other's choosing for a month. (It can't be racist, porn etc)
He wouldn't give me his word that he wouldn't welch on it like he did last time, so the ball is still in his court.
I propose that we increase the 'who's got the stones' stakes and include your rules too.

So has he got the cajones ?

@Hoddle Is A God

 

I lost all my bets this season

Which has reminded me I need to pay Fossy his £10, I'll PM him a screen shot so he knows I'm a man of my word.

I'll bet any of you that Liverpool will win the league next year?

 

Basically we've got a Ramadan thread and now a Muslim style betting thread. Next thread is going to be about corner shops?

 

The muzzies are taking over the country (not606)!

 

Is Muzzie a word that Muslims are happy to say but is derogatory for anyone one else to say? I avoid the term but I'm not sure why.

I guess it's like Nigga as in black people call each other Nigga but if anyone else did they'd get a bullet in the head. You get me fam.

 

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Nah one uses the term within the Muslims themselves actually, we just use it back to take the piss out of the ones that label Muslims as muzzies...get me fam

 

I love that show, funny as ****.

 

So I can't use it blud? I probably wouldn't anyway.