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Betz for Bantz

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 31, 2017.

  1. Yes, that is what I was alluding to.

    Will someone please explain it to Lightning. The dense ****er has either had a humour bypass of a mental embolism.
     
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  2. You don't have Chinese curries up North?

    No, I suppose you don't. The only thing that comes close is curry sauce on your chips, eh?
     
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  3. Stan

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    I get what you were trying to do but was pointing out that your old man, 1970s style "comedy" was crap as usual.

    You're about as funny as a parking ticket and as sharp as a sponge.
     
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  4. Stan

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    So you go to your Chinese for a curry?
     
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    I can't get through to brother Stanley it seems

    He won't bet because I won't provide a betting slip

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  6. Spurlock

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    Yes for a Thai curry
     
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  7. You don't have Chinese curries up North?

    No, I suppose you don't. The only thing that comes close is curry sauce on you

    Is it the nickname "Lightning" that still rattles you, Stan?
     
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  8. Stan

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    And a Vietnamese pizza.
     
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  9. Stan

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    Let's not forget that it was originally Lightening until I pointed out your **** up :azn:

    Every time you use the nickname it reminds me of you making a tit of yourself <cool>
     
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    Don't go too hard on him, Bruv.

    It's his dour Northern demeanour.

    It must be hard being raised in't shadow of yon mill, and being dragged oop on't cobbled streets o' back alley.
     
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    Why?
     
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    Rooney to score more goals this season for Everton than Coutinho will for the RS @astro

    Get your money down bruv <ok>
     
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    @Ginger Marks

    You say plenty on here...put some of it on the line with a bet

    Doesn't have to be Spurs related(if you can manage that)
     
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    Btw @PISKIE

    If I'm not mistaken the are 3 Pool fans who should be wearing avatars of everyone else's collective choosing.

    I think the Spurs won that bet
     
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    Already got one with Bell but he's bottled it.
     
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  16. They'll all welch, Bruv.
     
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    You bottled my bet now you've Welched on Piskie....again.
     
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    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    I'd have faith in all 3 of those to honour tbh.
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    Me too, you got any suggestions just post them up on here and we will all decide tomorrow :emoticon-0125-mmm:

    Now's your chance Lieb, they've bought half your fackin team and then they laugh at you :bandit:
     
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