...and Mrs Smithers at number 10 has lost her cat. Most of all that does not derive from Brexit. (We suffered a recession under EU membership. Let's blame the EU for that then.) Such as is, was to be expected. Brexit is a major change, after 40 years. Of course it's going to take some time to shake down.
You would have a point if other members of the EU were suffering from the same thing. But they aren't. Every single one of them has higher rates of economic growth than we do. Including Greece, Portugal, Italy etc. We are uniquely weak, because we are unique - we are the only one which is leaving the EU.
The good news is that the relative strength of other economies will be good for our cheap exports. Until we put a load of trade barriers in their way. But one day our growth will look really good, because it will be off a low, eroded base. A £1 rise on £100 worth of economic activity is a much better % than £1 on £1000. But it's still only £1. And it's less than £1 in 2015.
All this may be water off a ducks back for the privileged amongst us Goldie, like me and I'm guessing you. But it is already hurting those on lower incomes. Debt on outstanding car, personal and other loans and outstanding credit card borrowing, already high relatively, has risen by over 10% over the last year, while income has fallen behind inflation. Laugh it off as "Mrs Smithers cat" if you like, but it's a recipe for suffering, for real people, not an abstract idea or political posture.
Not true.
We can talk, as we are with the US and others, but we can't sign anything till we've left our EU masters and no longer need their permission.
We can't negotiate Col, we can set things up for negotiations. Even if we could enter negotiations we don't have the capacity and expertise to, because all of our negotiators are tied up in training and then in talks with our biggest (by far) trade partner, the EU. This is why we are recruiting trade negotiators from New Zealand, Canada and Australia to train British civil servants. Japan has also offered to help us.
For some reason lot of stuff on the news this morning about us importing chlorinated chicken and hormone treated beef from the US if we get a deal with them. We will have to import more stuff from them if we have a trade agreement because at the moment we have a big trade surplus with the US, there is nothing in it for them unless they increase exports. Of course they could close the gap but we could still export more if we raise the overall amount of trade, which I guess would be the objective. Of course if we were part of an EU agreement with the US (being negotiated) they would have to abide by all the EU food and other standards, because simply by size of market the EU is in a much stronger negotiating position than the U.K. alone.