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[Milk not bear jizz]

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Love the slogan "one may lead to another"...

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

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Love the slogan "one may lead to another"...

I've eaten melted ones out of a woman's **** before now - one after another

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I've eaten melted ones out of a woman's **** before now - one after another

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your ****

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

And you come to me on a summer breeze
Keep me warm in your love then you softly leave
And it's me you need to show
How deep is your ****

is it wrong that I've had similar thoughts about that song. Are we meant to think that's what they're implying. Or are we both just twisted?

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

is it wrong that I've had similar thoughts about that song. Are we meant to think that's what they're implying. Or are we both just twisted?

Twisted

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

****ing hell. She's just texted me saying she's ****ing thinking about me pissing in her mouth

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

****ing hell. She's just texted me saying she's ****ing thinking about me pissing in her mouth

She's your soulmate.

 

[Zanjinho]

I've obviously not told anyone in the Cheese about this. However, I was on the bus home last night and my dodgy BS mate phoned me. He was pissing himself laughing as he's read the whole lot on here However, I trust him to keep his gob shut (if you're reading this, you twat )

Oh the fun I could have here with my mod tools...

 

[Zanjinho]

You know it's a little creepy knowing this all being read on a regular basis by someone we don't know.

It's like that weird pervert that stands in the bushes outside my house and photographs my junk as I shake it around in the nude each night on my front doorstep.

I have been getting counselling but it's not really helping...

 

[DirtyFrank]

I love this thread

 

[Tobes]

****ing hell. She's just texted me saying she's ****ing thinking about me pissing in her mouth

Sat on a traffic bollard?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I love this thread

And that's why you're dirty Frank instead of just Frank.

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

is it wrong that I've had similar thoughts about that song. Are we meant to think that's what they're implying. Or are we both just twisted?

No

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Sat on a traffic bollard?

Told you already. It wasn't a bill posters bucket. Three fingers max

 

[Zingy]

He needs to ****ing post on here if he's reading.

he's worse than you... snorting her drugs and only contributing a bit of cum and piss to the whole affair...

Maybe @Tobes is the BS mate? The dodgy ****.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Maybe @Tobes is the BS mate? The dodgy ****.

Nah. I'd like to meet Tobes sometime, though

 

[moreinjuredthanowen]

Nah. I'd like to meet Tobes sometime, though

bring gina and promise him a spit roast and i'm sure he will turn up.

 

[Zingy]

Did she have to help you get into the bath? I remember seeing you try picking up a bunch of keys off the floor. I'm still trying to picture you getting in the ba....

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

bring gina and promise him a spit roast and i'm sure he will turn up.

I don't wish to meet him in that particular set of circumstances

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Did she have to help you get into the bath? I remember seeing you try picking up a bunch of keys off the floor. I'm still trying to picture you getting in the ba....

Nah. I'm a dab hand at that now. I've been doing it for nine months. It was a corner bath as well