Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

That's the closest you'll ever get to pictorial evidence of pre heart attack.

 

I didn't ask if any rugby fans had been issued with Football Banning Orders. You really must try to stop these attempts to be smart all the time.

Is throwing a bottle, letting off flares and other offences resulting in banning orders permissible at rugby or just ignored? Maybe the CCTV cameras are turned off at rugby games at the KC as no one seems to end up in court or banned from games.

 

It certainly looks that way, I shudder to think what his blood pressure is.

 

A query I just saw from an American whose default Google setting has somehow ended up being Google UK:
"When I type Google.com in the address bar, it comes up Google.com UK. I live in the United States, not the UK. So, when I search for something like jet ski rentals in Florida, I get stuff from Liverpool Lake in England. I checked English for the language preference under "settings" but I think the problem is, they speak English in the UK too""

 

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Who knew this interesting fact?

If you pick up a salmon and hold it against your ear you can hear the man from Morrisons' fish counter saying "Oi, put that ****ing fish down!"

 

I totally understand. I have a good mate who captained a top sporting side and also the national side. I didn't see him for about 8yrs, just life, but when I did I had to ask, 'did you eat my mate?'.

The face was/is surrounded by so much endulgent fat it saddens me.

I'm 63 and far from perfect but it really is a concern. Weight, drink, drugs, etc., it's scary.

I'm drinking end-of-the-week Caffrey and Bushmill; I haven't got the answers.

 

I Received a call from a recruitment consultant.
She said to me: "Sir I have three openings for you...!"
I replied : Cool, when are you available?

 

Great parking at the KCOM

 

They put the lines in the wrong place silly.

 

I was literally just about to post the same. I expect the person responsible for marking the lines to be sacked in the morning.

 

Little prick.

 

My Mother-in-law researched her family tree recently and discovered she is a direct descendant of the Hitler family, which has shocked me to the core.
She's the nicest, most tolerant person I've ever known and wouldn't harm a fly, so I'm finding it incredibly hard to believe.

Although it does explain the moustache.

 

I went into Clinton cards today. I said to the woman behind the counter, "Do you sell bereavement cards? She said, "Yes, sir."

So I said, "Could I exchange one for this get well soon card I bought yesterday?"

 

So the rumour has it.

 

Everyone is different I guess, but life style often dictates. I am 69 don't drink to much these days, just from preference rather than just cutting down for health reasons. But I have always kept fit, and now cycle a lot just to keep fit. The older you get the easier it is to pile the weight on, you do have to work at that for it not happening.

 

DON'T TELL HIM PIKE.

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Good to see Amy Johnson gettilng some recognition today. She's the subject of the Google doodle.