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  1. MackemsRule

    MackemsRule Well-Known Member

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    These cutting ripostes are absolutely brilliant.
    How many brain cells did you kill coming up with that?

    Be careful bonny lad you can't have many left! ( Which is quite evident <ok> )
     
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  2. I'm With Colo

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    Plugging the holes? I don't see how adding one striker (since Torres is clearly gone) has solved their **** midfield and back line
     
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  3. Nads

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    A **** midfiled featuring Gerrard, Meireles who in the last 4 games has been borderline sensational, and Lucas who is thriving since being played in his best position?

    There defence is slow and ****, i'll give you that one <ok>
     
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    Enjoyed that.
     
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  5. MackemsRule

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    OK let me explain this sloooowly so it gets through your thick skull.

    Mystic Meg is reknowned for talking ****e no matter that you up there, believe everything you are told.

    As for not having players the calibre of Shearer, how about Clough Shackleton Phillips just off the top of my head. <ok>
     
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    The phenomenon biology hasn't yet been introduced to wearsiders so I don't expect you to know or understand how many brain cells I have ;)
     
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  7. MackemsRule

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    OOOO an ology they are supposed to be good aren't they!
    WIsh I had an ology.

    Yeah we don't have an Amoeba playing for us. <ok>
     
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    Thick skull? Not quite, she is renowned for being a psychic hence my riposte.

    Oh and Phillips <laugh>
     
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  9. MackemsRule

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    Too much to hope for one of the Mugs coming on and saying "Surely you can't be serious. " hahaha




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    Don't call me Surely, its Shirley I'll have you know.
     
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    Renowned for being psychic??????

    Dear God tell me you are joking!




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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Another thread for you to get deleted you ****ing soft keyboard warrior?

    Doesn't ****ing count as a deletable posting? We all know what the stars mean!
     
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    I can't agree with that 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE , I thought his mums dirty talk was really hot!
     
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    Yes it means ****... are you lot deleting posts with swearing in now??! :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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  16. MackemsRule

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    **** off silly boy.


    The stars are Suns we all know that.
    We just don't know if they have habitable planets around them.
     
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  17. MackemsRule

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    Another load of brain cells wasted, oh the humanity! When will it all end? hahahaha
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    Clough, Shackleton, Phillips! Which one is the odd one out?
     
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    Shackleton died in South Georgia?
     
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    <laugh>

    570 posts! Somebody hasn't got a life!
     
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