Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Shut up...you would open one of those typical Pakistani kebab shops! Bloody mirpuri's!!!

 

You do though!

 

You assume far too much mate

Had a lovely smoked bacon sarnie this morning.

With brown sauce of course.

 

There's a bigger picture?

She's hiding that one from me!

 

I bet it's a hard graft being Flander's wife

 

Yeah **** that for a laugh!

 

I am not gay! why you coming forward Scouser!

 

She is only trying to help you lol

 

Anything worth working hard for is worth it

Dont be jealous Homer just because your easy

 

It's my wife fasting

I'll believe when I'm let out of the doghouse again!

 

You are in the dog house because you did something wrong mate according to her...its for your own good, now be a good boy otherwise she will keep you there for longer

 

Just for perspective, I'm reading that sound piece of advice in the village pub.

Looks like another night in the kennel

 

Well you know what you have done and what you need to do to sort it out! Depends also if the mrs calm/rational natured or fiery lol

If calm then admit your wrong and ask for forgiveness mate before iftar, if fiery then do it after iftar lol

 

I quite like the kennel from time to time tbh.

 

^^^ Agony Aunt

 

you just jealous!

 

I think I'll do what I usually do in these circumstances mate. Ignore it till it goes away.

That tactic has worked well through 3 marriages.


Oh......err.....hmmm

 

This your 4th marriage? your an honorary muslim now lol

Well ignore it at your own peril mate...a woman scorned!!

 

No, third mate.


At the moment!

 

damn...when is the 4th lol....

just messing..