Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

He was really good. The Festival is definitely a 'must do'. For those that haven't been, get it on your bucket list. Watched some very funny (and the odd not so funny) acts. The weirdest event we watched was 'Burt Lancaster Pierced My Hymen (When I Was 11)', Was at a very small, far too intimate venue. We were sat at the front, so was really awkward when this very fragile and very nutty performer (cant call her a comedienne) basically disclosed to us how she (and her brother who committed suicide) were sexually abused by BL at a Beverley Hills party. Also awkward when she performed a full costume change on stage, literally a few feet away (she was probably the wrong side of 50).

 

Don't know why you didn't want to stop and have a quiet drink at the bar afterwards with her when she offered !!!

(It was a disturbing evening...I much preferred listening to the confessions of a 30 stone prostitute!)

 

Don't we all?

 

Ffs, think I'd be looking him up a bit later on.

 

When I was in London we went to a fast food place called shake shack. The food was great, I hope it catches on. They also serve their own beer.

 

****ing hell I just googled that. You can watch the mad cow on Vimeo doing the show.
Did you two stay all the way through?? I'd have got up and left after five minutes. ****ing mentalist

 

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We did, as we were at the front there was no easy escape. I think we were a bit stunned and probably felt a bit sorry for her. Particular when a very unfunny drunken heckler started on her. She was totally on the edge.

 

They're all over the States
I've eaten at the one in Brooklyn a few times

 

I've got visions of this thread being read out in court by Chazz's defence barrister while he tries to get him off with his incriminating online search history!!!

 

A spokesman for McDonald's told the Birmingham Mail: "This thread first appeared back in March and relates to our US market - it has no bearing on the UK market or our products."

 

The most rewarding career in North Korea - well what else can you aspire to?

 

Most of them are for being the dog eating champion 10 years running!

 

You get one of those for each year you're not put to death by the Kim's for not nodding and taking notes at the right moment.

Which reminds me:

 

Mate of mine went home early & heard noises coming from upstairs, thinking they had burglars he grabbed a large knife and crept upstairs, bursting thru the doors he saw his mate humping his mrs, in his anger he stabbed him between the shoulders, looking surprised his wife said " if you carry on like that you won't have any mates left"

 

May well be true, but I don't know how they can confidently state that it only refers to the US market when it's hundreds of people on Reddit who replied. Chances are some will surely have been from outside the US.

 

I have been given the unignorable hint that the garden is due a bit of attention. Upon listening to the wishes of Fezess, I decided I might use railway sleepers to get around bricks and stone - I much prefer wood. So off onto Google to see whats on offer and I came across this canny piece that rationlises the length of sleepers:

 

That's so cool I really hope it's true. I love stuff like that. Cheers Fez