We just look depressingly bang-average, if that. There is utterly no spark, and unless Coutinho has a moment of two of magic, the rest of the team are, well - plodders. It took a worldie, ffs, to beat a ****e, lethargic Watford, and even then, despite being camped in their half and passing the ball from side to side for most of the game, we were still hanging on for dear life at the end when they hit the bar. And please, don't anyone start on injuries and ****ing 'tiredness'. City, Unitard and, especially, Arsenal have all been hit by injuries and have still played on multiple fronts, but we've only been in one competition since late January.
Nah, if we can't win our last two games we just simply don't deserve CL football, and even if we get it (30/70 against, I'd say) I expect, being unseeded and the fact that Klopp won't buy anyone anyway), we'll as likely get knocked out in the qualifiers. And the fact that Klopp thinks Chelsea have been 'lucky': I ****ing despair that he'll ever work out this league.