Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

[Tobes]

Got a suit and a pair of keks from Slaters in Liverpool. £101. Assisted by a VERY attractive 40 something lady, who measured my inside leg

Funny in there yesterday afternoon before I went to watch the game. There was some charity fun run and mudslide in Victoria Park. People walking up Knutsford Road caked in mud. I was just about to finish my first pint and about 40 deaf and dumb people walked in, equally caked in mud. Took the barmaid about half a ****ing hour to serve them. None of the regulars could get a pint

Is the sign language for Carling to stand like you're holding your cock at the trough?

 

[Solid Air]

Is the sign language for Carling to stand like you're holding your cock at the trough?

seem to BSL for drunk was to point 2 fingers at the eyes then wobble them round.

mind you it wouldn't be needed if they were on the house tipple.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Is the sign language for Carling to stand like you're holding your cock at the trough?

They were nearly all drinking pop and no, I don't mean ****ing Carling. One of the women was fit

 

[Solid Air]

They were nearly all drinking pop and no, I don't mean ****ing Carling. One of the women was fit

you should have seen her views on you

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

One of the women was fit

Yes but you dont want an oral-impaired woman.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Yes but you dont want an oral-impaired woman.

Stops them answering back

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I'll defo be in London on 29th October. BluesFest at the O2 Arena. Steely Dan supported by the Doobies. What a ****ing night!!

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

I'll defo be in London on 29th October. BluesFest at the O2 Arena. Steely Dan supported by the Doobies. What a ****ing night!!

Why are you going to an Everton fan convention, and why is it in London ??!

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

I'll defo be in London on 29th October. BluesFest at the O2 Arena. Steely Dan supported by the Doobies. What a ****ing night!!

I suspect Steely Dan is frequently supported by doobies.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

I suspect Steely Dan is frequently supported by doobies.

Then you'd be wrong. I've seen Dan 3 times and the Doobies once. ****ing exceptional. My eldest daughter texted back in reply saying OMFFFFGGGGG!! The youngest has even offered to pay for her own ticket. Such musical taste

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Then you'd be wrong. I've seen Dan 3 times and the Doobies once.

Whoooosh

 

[Zingy]

Then you'd be wrong. I've seen Dan 3 times and the Doobies once. ****ing exceptional. My eldest daughter texted back in reply saying OMFFFFGGGGG!! The youngest has even offered to pay for her own ticket. Such musical taste

Brilliant, can't wait for your visit.

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Whoooosh

No it didn't. They don't do drugs anymore, allegedly

 

[Red Hadron Collider]

Brilliant, can't wait for your visit.

Yep. Both daughters will be with me.You'd better PM me your mobile. I've lost your number.

 

[Garlic Klopp]

Yep. Both daughters will be with me.You'd better PM me your mobile. I've lost your number.

Zingy and both your daughters, be careful you know what his reputation is like.

P.S. Zingy if you have any success we want photos!

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Zingy and both your daughters, be careful you know what his reputation is like.

P.S. Zingy if you have any success we want photos!

I could do with a better headshot of RHC too. The one I have I have to adjust because the shadow contrast is high and it's at an angle. Makes it difficult to shop.

 

[saintanton]

I could do with a better headshot of RHC too. The one I have I have to adjust because the shadow contrast is high and it's at an angle. Makes it difficult to shop.

Ask him to send you another one.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

Ask him to send you another one.

Or he could just update the photo on his Linked In account.

 

[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Or he could just update the photo on his Linked In account.

he doesn't know how to upload pics, remember

which makes you wonder ... how did that one get there ??

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

he doesn't know how to upload pics, remember

which makes you wonder ... how did that one get there ??

He butt dialed it in.


Speaking of which one of my coworkers accidentally sent an email out to about 1000 of our coworkers by putting his phone in his pocket with the email open.

I was wondering what "RTSW" was an abbreviation for when he sent out the apology email to everyone.