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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Is the sign language for Carling to stand like you're holding your cock at the trough?
     
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  2. Solid Air 2

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    seem to BSL for drunk was to point 2 fingers at the eyes then wobble them round.<laugh>

    mind you it wouldn't be needed if they were on the house tipple.
     
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  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    They were nearly all drinking pop and no, I don't mean ****ing Carling. One of the women was fit <yikes>
     
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  4. Solid Air 2

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    you should have seen her views on you <yikes>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Yes but you dont want an oral-impaired woman.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Stops them answering back <laugh>
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I'll defo be in London on 29th October. BluesFest at the O2 Arena. Steely Dan supported by the Doobies. What a ****ing night!!
     
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  8. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Why are you going to an Everton fan convention, and why is it in London ??!
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I suspect Steely Dan is frequently supported by doobies.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Then you'd be wrong. I've seen Dan 3 times and the Doobies once. ****ing exceptional. My eldest daughter texted back in reply saying OMFFFFGGGGG!! The youngest has even offered to pay for her own ticket. Such musical taste <whistle>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Whoooosh
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Brilliant, can't wait for your visit. <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    No it didn't. They don't do drugs anymore, allegedly <whistle>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yep. Both daughters will be with me.You'd better PM me your mobile. I've lost your number.
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Zingy and both your daughters, be careful you know what his reputation is like.

    P.S. Zingy if you have any success we want photos!
     
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  16. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I could do with a better headshot of RHC too. The one I have I have to adjust because the shadow contrast is high and it's at an angle. Makes it difficult to shop.
     
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  17. saintanton

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    Ask him to send you another one. <whistle>
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Or he could just update the photo on his Linked In account.
     
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  19. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    he doesn't know how to upload pics, remember

    which makes you wonder ... how did that one get there ??
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    He butt dialed it in.


    Speaking of which one of my coworkers accidentally sent an email out to about 1000 of our coworkers by putting his phone in his pocket with the email open.

    I was wondering what "RTSW" was an abbreviation for when he sent out the apology email to everyone.
     
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