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So lucky I saw his stick, a blind man in camoflage gear out walking, I nearly bumped into him!




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Another busy night at all the British henge sites as staff work all night to move the stones forward by an hour.

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I was in the park with my dog and I said to this bloke, "Which way did you vote?"
"I voted to leave," he replied. With that my dog bit him.

I carried on and I saw a woman, "Which way did you vote? " I asked.
"I voted to leave, " she said. My dog bit her as well.

As I carried on I met another man, "Which way did you vote?" I asked.
"I voted to remain" he said. With that my dog bit him.

My dog doesn't give a toss about politics.
 
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When I was a child I was made to walk the plank. We couldn't afford a dog...
 
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Me and my wife had sex in the plumbers' position today. We stayed in all day and nobody came.
 
I just posted a joke about United Airlines but the company forcibly removed it !
 
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