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  1. The greengrocer

    The greengrocer Well-Known Member

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    First few lines goes from Bowie to blur! It's deffo different! :emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  2. DMD

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    Two things happened today:

    One, I discovered I can fit 4 ring doughnuts around my erect penis.

    And two, I'm banned from Tesco.
     
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    DMD, Mar 31, 2017
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    DMD, Mar 31, 2017
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    Drinking Rum at 10:00 in the morning does NOT make you an alcoholic

    ..... it makes you a Pirate.
     
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    DMD, Mar 31, 2017
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    Guide to falling down the stairs:


    Step 1-







    Step 3-










    Step 7,8,9-
     
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    DMD, Mar 31, 2017
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    How can it be sexist. He says a woman is just as likely to get a slap as a man. A fine example of gender equality.
     
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    dennisboothstash, Apr 3, 2017
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    No idea
    But he's said it a lot of times
     
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    dennisboothstash, Apr 3, 2017
  15. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    DMD, Apr 3, 2017
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    £45 that cost me and not one single bastard reply...
     
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    originallambrettaman, Apr 3, 2017
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    Bored?
    Broke?
    Do you find yourself with over 35 spare hours to fill every week?
    Would you like to earn hundreds of pounds every month?
    Then get a fu*king job like the rest of us, you lazy bastard.
     
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    DMD, Apr 4, 2017
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    Has anyone been watching the programme American Justice.... 14 year olds sentenced to 40 years.
     
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    TIGERSCAVE, Apr 4, 2017
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