Off Topic And Now for Something Completely Different

So lifelike.

 

Tricky place to land at: unliked by many, difficult, narrow, once dangerously not long enough now some extensions have made it tolerable, but still susceptible to cross winds.


Yep, they've got the right person here in the Match the airport to the objectionable Twat competition.

 

He's got more hair than me! Good on yer old fella and here's to many more..

 

Bummed face?

 

It would have been nice for the article to state where in hull he was born, what school etc
Had a very varied life has bob

 

HomeBargains on Prospect Street today.

Pretty sure they grow on trees, so I'm probably not wrong in thinking these look a wee bit lumpy for what they are purporting to be.

 

I was driving around the other day and started feeling really horny. So I decided to swing by this well known dogging spot that was close by. There were a few other cars there so I pulled up and joined in.

I had a great time, but I think I failed my driving test.

 

Any excuse.

 

Knock knock
Who"s there?
I give up
Ah, you"re French then.

 

I tried to sell my Thomas the Tank Engine train set at an antiques shop today.

"You would have got more for it if the fat controller wasn't missing." Said the assistant.

"Yeah, you're probably right." I replied. "She's good at haggling."

 

I'm sat, on my own, in the new restaurant of the Hambleton by Hilton in Dundee, just finished a half decent meal and an excellent Sicilian red, when that made me laugh out loud - I've now got conversation and others sharing the laugh. Hard to believe he is ....

Edit: Hampton by Hilton, good red that ....

 

... and Dundee 's just Dandy ...

 

Have you been to the Jute Museum? You can't beat a bit of Jute.

There's also the Discovery there.



My, that takes me back.

 

I haven't, but I might.

Just paid my bill. Young waitress, really keen to impress as it is the restaurant's trial night.

She asked me about 12 times if everything was fine then moved on to where you from.

I explained and she said 'are you going home tomorrow '.

I, being tired and lazy said 'what day is it' (it's been a long couple of days!), she said Saturday. I looked surprised, she tried Friday then retreated with card machine and card.

I think she's had a long day, as well. Bless her.

 

The only thing I liked about Dundee was the beer in the Ferry inn at Broughty Ferry

 

And, the all important question, is he a black and white or a red and white?