Off Topic The Burly Arms

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Will there be any flange at the funeral?

The best woman there is probably rotten and 90. She's in the coffin though.

The rest I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire.

I better not get pissed at the wake <laugh>
 
I won't go into details but all of my immediate family I lived with died when I was little, then out of the other family members no-one stood up for me so I grew up in various children's homes, the streets, anywhere really (all that in a totally alien city to me).

Now these so called family members will be at the funeral. ****ers.

But it's not the day to bring that up.

Meeting my 22 year old son for about the 6th time ever (I'm 37, his mum is now 47) do the maths. Another long story, but not my fault (in many ways).

I'll be fine driving <ok>


Didn't Red Sovine write a song about you?
 
I won't go into details but all of my immediate family I lived with died when I was little, then out of the other family members no-one stood up for me so I grew up in various children's homes, the streets, anywhere really (all that in a totally alien city to me).

Now these so called family members will be at the funeral. ****ers.

But it's not the day to bring that up.

Meeting my 22 year old son for about the 6th time ever (I'm 37, his mum is now 47) do the maths. Another long story, but not my fault (in many ways).

I'll be fine driving <ok>

Feel for you buddy .. I've been lucky ... my mum was one of seven and my cousins have been more like brothers and sisters than cousins ... helps when life gets **** ...<hug>
 
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I won't go into details but all of my immediate family I lived with died when I was little, then out of the other family members no-one stood up for me so I grew up in various children's homes, the streets, anywhere really (all that in a totally alien city to me).

Now these so called family members will be at the funeral. ****ers.

But it's not the day to bring that up.

Meeting my 22 year old son for about the 6th time ever (I'm 37, his mum is now 47) do the maths. Another long story, but not my fault (in many ways).

I'll be fine driving <ok>
Wowzers.

I hope it goes well for you mate, sounds like it could be a tough gig.

Don't get lashed ffs <laugh>
 
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Its Friday lads....shaved my balls last week, giving it a miss this week.

pondering on what Garms to throw on...and fancy some musky Eu Du Toilette for today.
 
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