Well I'm an Astronaut and I was joint tennis and hockey national champion by the age of 5.
Well I'm an Astronaut and I was joint tennis and hockey national champion by the age of 5.


Anyway I'm usually still asleep right now. But I have a long drive, got a funeral, meeting a long lost son, and meeting some family that turned their back on me years ago...
What could go wrong?
****ing ****ting it tbh.
Good luck,mate!...
Thanks. I think I'll be taking some diazepam, so I'm relying on that more than luck tbh!!!
Well I'm an Astronaut and I was joint tennis and hockey national champion by the age of 5.
Not while you're driving, I hope!
I don't have any major family issues. We're not a massively close family as we live so far apart. But I'm closer to my kids than my old man was to me. We did not see eye to eye at all!...

I won't go into details but all of my immediate family I lived with died when I was little, then out of the other family members no-one stood up for me so I grew up in various children's homes, the streets, anywhere really.
Now these so called family members will be at the funeral. ****ers.
But it's not the day to bring that up.
Meeting my 22 year old son for about the 6th time ever (I'm 37, his mum is now 47) do the maths. Another long story, but not my fault (in many ways).
I'll be fine driving![]()
Again, good luck mate.
Don't get too down on yourself. You were 15, just a kid yourself. She, on the other hand, should have known better. Sorry to say.
Again, good luck mate.
Don't get too down on yourself. You were 15, just a kid yourself. She, on the other hand, should have known better. Sorry to say.
I was 15 and she was 25ish. I thought my luck was right in. Didn't even realise I was being molested
Lads will be lads!
Err no its was the funny astro thingy hence the Enterprise. Do you visit planet earth occasionally.I knew the mention of me being 5 would get a rise of you skiddy![]()
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Err no its was the funny astro thingy hence the Enterprise. Do you visit planet earth occasionally.
From the age of about 15 to 21 most blokes have a permanent stalk on.
Hard dick have no conscience, etc...

Try Turdys mate much more roomy (more traffic).No I like to stay in Uranus, mostly.