Off Topic The Burly Arms

[Stan]

Well I'm an Astronaut and I was joint tennis and hockey national champion by the age of 5.

Show us your medals (and your bank statement).

 

[Skylarker]

Skiddy what time is it there mate?

 

[NSIS]

I only met her on a gypsy fair, didn't think anything could possibly go wrong

She worked there. The following year she rocked up with a baby.

Like I said, mate, once Mr Dick takes control of your brain, he does all of your thinking for you!..

 

[Skylarker]

Show us your medals (and your bank statement).

Sold them for crack.

 

[Matth_2014]

Tired, I'm going to work in a bit.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Skiddy what time is it there mate?

1:28 pm Just had breakfast.

 

[Skylarker]

1:28 pm Just had breakfast.

Nice. Although it's called 'Brunch' at that time of day

[HASHTAG]#BreakfastFail[/HASHTAG]

 

[Skylarker]

Tired, I'm going to **** in a bit.

Don't hold back, mate!!

 

[Stan]

Anyway I'm usually still asleep right now. But I have a long drive, got a funeral, meeting a long lost son, and meeting some family that turned their back on me years ago...

What could go wrong?

****ing ****ting it tbh.

Wow. I was going to do my fantasy football team and cut the grass...

 

[Matth_2014]

Don't hold back, mate!!

Stop editing my post or I'll put you on ignore.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Nice. Although it's called 'Brunch' at that time of day

[HASHTAG]#BreakfastFail[/HASHTAG]

Possibly but as Ive only been awake for 30 minutes its breaky

 

[Skylarker]

Stop editing my post or I'll put you on ignore.

Sorry Math, only joking!!

We're good mates now, you can't block me. I won't do it again.

 

[Skylarker]

Possibly but as Ive only been awake for 30 minutes its breaky

Lazy Bastard.

 

[Matth_2014]

Sorry Math, only joking!!

We're good mates now, you can't block me. I won't do it again.

It's fine, I'm not used to getting up early that's all.

 

[Skylarker]

Wow. I was going to do my fantasy football team and cut the grass...

Wanna swap?

 

[Skylarker]

It's fine, I'm not used to getting up early that's all.

Same here mate. Maybe we both got out of bed the wrong side.

Can we forget this happened and start a fresh today? Cheers.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Lazy Bastard.

Can get that way here mate but I'm going to jet wash the yard and clean the windows. Usually the cleaner wants to do that but I actually quite like those chores.

 

[Matth_2014]

Same here mate. Maybe we both got out of bed the wrong side.

Can we forget this happened and start a fresh today? Cheers.

Yeah sure.

 

[Skylarker]

Can get that way here mate but I'm going to jet wash the yard and clean the windows. Usually the cleaner wants to do that but I actually quite like those chores.

Ask the pool cleaner when his mouth's empty.

 

[Stan]

Wanna swap?

Will there be any flange at the funeral?