Are you saying my posts are akin to being dry humped by a morbidly obese man?
<wipes tears of laughter from eyes> 
Are you saying my posts are akin to being dry humped by a morbidly obese man?
<wipes tears of laughter from eyes> 
<wipes tears of laughter from eyes>
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Off topic Dorset, but Eastenders was a good un weren't it![]()
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My take, an opinion is never wrong. It's personal to the individual. Might not be factually correct but that is the beauty of it. You have to love opinions, every ****er has one.
My take, an opinion is never wrong. It's personal to the individual. Might not be factually correct but that is the beauty of it. You have to love opinions, every ****er has one.
This is a serious business, being Chappazed is no laughing matter.
(only kidding, a light hearted thread is just the thing before the seriousness of the season kicks off)
BTW I would just piss myself laughing if all of the mags new signings turned out to be ****e if/when they are, the line to take the piss out the little fella starts behind me.
OH god have I started him off again?![]()
Aye, good mate, looking forward to tomorrow, got no idea what to expect, just glad the wait is over. it's as much about the day out with the lads "going" to the match as the main event itself.How's it going Jarra mate?
Fancy you lot for a draw the morra like, not sticking any money on mind.
Off topic Dorset, but Eastenders was a good un weren't it![]()
Aye, it was a crackerMax is like a dog with 2 dicks, the dirty bastard. Down Syd
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Look, if all our signings turn out to be **** and we get relegated, I'll give you first opportunity to abuse me until I drop to my knees in a crumbled weeping heap of dispair.
However, if our signings turn out to be good and we have a top 10 finish, I'm allowed to pay a semi-pro rugby player to punt you in the bare scrotum. I'll also be allowed to record it and upload it to Youtube for all my magpie pals to laugh at.
Deal sir?
It'll have to be a big ****ing rugby player, no bloke has ever got near my knackers and I'm not about to break my number 1 golden rule for any ****er.
but if you do win the bet, you can pay a professional lapdancer to oil my nuts while her dancing partner lets me touch her colon with the end of my knob. Deal?
This is a serious business, being Chappazed is no laughing matter.
(only kidding, a light hearted thread is just the thing before the seriousness of the season kicks off)
BTW I would just piss myself laughing if all of the mags new signings turned out to be ****e if/when they are, the line to take the piss out the little fella starts behind me.
OH god have I started him off again?![]()
Look, if all our signings turn out to be **** and we get relegated, I'll give you first opportunity to abuse me until I drop to my knees in a crumbled weeping heap of dispair.
However, if our signings turn out to be good and we have a top 10 finish, I'm allowed to pay a semi-pro rugby player to punt you in the bare scrotum. I'll also be allowed to record it and upload it to Youtube for all my magpie pals to laugh at.
Deal sir?
If Bruce plays Bardsley we might scrape a draw. If he plays Ricco we'll get twatted.Aye, good mate, looking forward to tomorrow, got no idea what to expect, just glad the wait is over. it's as much about the day out with the lads "going" to the match as the main event itself.
I'd probably get a hold of Tania like.
BB, I'd **** Tanya arl ower & blow on her face.
Summat about her <bigtitssmiley>
It'll have to be a big ****ing rugby player, no bloke has ever got near my knackers and I'm not about to break my number 1 golden rule for any ****er.
but if you do win the bet, you can pay a professional lapdancer to oil my nuts while her dancing partner lets me touch her colon with the end of my knob. Deal?

If Bruce plays Bardsley we might scrape a draw. If he plays Ricco we'll get twatted.
Ha ha.
Always enjoy your subtlety chunky
** i meant the blowing on Tania's dish bit, of course wtf?
Would really love to shag her & cum on her boat race.
Would save it up for a month so I could proper frost her like an iced bun.