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  1. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <wipes tears of laughter from eyes> <laugh>
     
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    Dorset, Aug 12, 2011
  2. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    Off topic Dorset, but Eastenders was a good un weren't it ;)
     
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    Nads, Aug 12, 2011
  3. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    don't watch eastenders, there's much more entertainment watching...........

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    Commachio, Aug 12, 2011
  4. vauxsamson

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    This is a serious business, being Chappazed is no laughing matter.

    (only kidding, a light hearted thread is just the thing before the seriousness of the season kicks off)

    BTW I would just piss myself laughing if all of the mags new signings turned out to be ****e if/when they are, the line to take the piss out the little fella starts behind me.

    OH god have I started him off again? :emoticon-0107-sweat
     
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    vauxsamson, Aug 12, 2011
  5. Jarramag88

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    My take, an opinion is never wrong. It's personal to the individual. Might not be factually correct but that is the beauty of it. You have to love opinions, every ****er has one.
     
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    Jarramag88, Aug 12, 2011
  6. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    very true.
     
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  7. Billy Death

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    How's it going Jarra mate?

    Fancy you lot for a draw the morra like, not sticking any money on mind.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 12, 2011
  8. Chappaz

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    Look, if all our signings turn out to be **** and we get relegated, I'll give you first opportunity to abuse me until I drop to my knees in a crumbled weeping heap of dispair.

    However, if our signings turn out to be good and we have a top 10 finish, I'm allowed to pay a semi-pro rugby player to punt you in the bare scrotum. I'll also be allowed to record it and upload it to Youtube for all my magpie pals to laugh at.

    Deal sir?
     
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    Chappaz, Aug 12, 2011
  9. Jarramag88

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    Aye, good mate, looking forward to tomorrow, got no idea what to expect, just glad the wait is over. it's as much about the day out with the lads "going" to the match as the main event itself.
     
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    Jarramag88, Aug 12, 2011
  10. Dorset

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    Aye, it was a cracker :) Max is like a dog with 2 dicks, the dirty bastard. Down Syd ;)
     
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  11. Nads

    Nads Well-Known Member

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    I'd probably get a hold of Tania like.

    Summat about her <bigtitssmiley>
     
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  12. vauxsamson

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    It'll have to be a big ****ing rugby player, no bloke has ever got near my knackers and I'm not about to break my number 1 golden rule for any ****er.

    but if you do win the bet, you can pay a professional lapdancer to oil my nuts while her dancing partner lets me touch her colon with the end of my knob. Deal?
     
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  13. Nads

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    Brilliant.
     
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    Nads, Aug 12, 2011
  14. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    You can cut the atmosphere with a knife folks. I can't wait for the answer......
     
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    Dorset, Aug 12, 2011
  15. Billy Death

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    If Bruce plays Bardsley we might scrape a draw. If he plays Ricco we'll get twatted.
     
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  16. Dorset

    Dorset Well-Known Member

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    Hahahahahahahaha! Fantastic comeback <laugh>
     
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    Dorset, Aug 12, 2011
  17. Billy Death

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    I can see that I ****ed that up!
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 12, 2011
  18. Nads

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    Ha ha.

    Always enjoy your subtlety chunky ;)

    ** i meant the blowing on Tania's dish bit, of course wtf?
     
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  19. Billy Death

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    Would really love to shag her & cum on her boat race.

    Would save it up for a month so I could proper frost her like an iced bun.
     
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    Billy Death, Aug 12, 2011
  20. vauxsamson

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    hahahahahahahahahaha, with the first spurt you'll have her eye out man.
     
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