The Toon Donkey XI

[Albert's Chip Shop]

Credit to CC for the idea...
But if you were to build a team of the worst Toon players you have seen in a Toon shirt... how would it look?

For Centre Back... Can I please offer up a pairing of Boumsong and Marcellino...........?

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Fumaca or whatever whatever you call him. The only Brazilian who couldn't plat football.

Graham Oates for the older ones.

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Fumaca or whatever whatever you call him. The only Brazilian who couldn't plat football.

Graham Oates for the older ones.

Except Oates was, supposedly a midfielder.

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Glen Keeley as a centre back but I don't think he was as bad as Bramble. Boumsong and Bramble would take a lot of beating...or not.

 

[Somebodys pinched my sombrero]

Glen Keeley as a centre back but I don't think he was as bad as Bramble. Boumsong and Bramble would take a lot of beating...or not.

Oh, we're talking centre halfs? Right........

Aye, bramble was cack. Marcelinho was just an utter waste of skin. ****ing sore finger? Twat!

 

[Captainchaos.]

Andreas Anderson up top

 

[Captainchaos.]

Mike hooper
Rozenhal
Cacapa
Beresford
Taylor
Colback
Barnes
Pancrates
Gosling
Kitson
Anderson

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

Stimson - I don't care what team it is Stimson and Fumaca have to start

 

[Captainchaos.]

Stimson - I don't care what team it is Stimson and Fumaca have to start

They won't even make the bench

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

I can't believe there is no starting position for David Barton in this first eleven at centre-back.

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

And up front John Robertson. A great goalscorer who completely forgot where the goalposts were once he pulled on the black and white!

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Up front I'd be considering Frank Pingle, the original "Jigsaw".

 

[mustyfrog]

Marshall, Craig, Clark, Anderson, McGrath, Iley, Hockey, Hilley, McGarry, Penman, Suddick - that's a side to be remembered

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

Marshall, Craig, Clark, Anderson, McGrath, Iley, Hockey, Hilley, McGarry, Penman, Suddick - that's a side to be remembered

Only for those of you who are really old bastards and approaching 60 !!!!

 

[Prince Isak (GG)]

Diego Gavilán. Stefan guivarch.

 

[Warmir Pouchov]

They won't even make the bench

Chaos on this occasion you are wrong. Fumaca wasn't even a footballer. He couldn't dribble down his chin.

Stimson was the single worst footballer I've seen in black and white. I've never seen a guy try so hard and be so bad.

 

[Captainchaos.]

Chaos on this occasion you are wrong. Fumaca wasn't even a footballer. He couldn't dribble down his chin.

Stimson was the single worst footballer I've seen in black and white. I've never seen a guy try so hard and be so bad.

It was a joke you just didn't get it mate

 

[Joelinton's Right Foot]

It was a joke you just didn't get it mate

On this occasion I am going to stick up for Pouchy. It's not his fault you didn't dumb down your post enough to match his intelligence!

 

[Rum & Black for 2]

Marshall, Craig, Clark, Anderson, McGrath, Iley, Hockey, Hilley, McGarry, Penman, Suddick - that's a side to be remembered

That was the first NUFC team I can actually remember watchi...

Only for those of you who are really old bastards and approaching 60 !!!!

Err, which Club did they play for again, Musty?

 

[Captainchaos.]

Fumaca or whatever whatever you call him. The only Brazilian who couldn't plat football.

Graham Oates for the older ones.

Because he was Argentinian