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The Toon Donkey XI

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Credit to CC for the idea...
    But if you were to build a team of the worst Toon players you have seen in a Toon shirt... how would it look?

    For Centre Back... Can I please offer up a pairing of Boumsong and Marcellino...........?
     
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  2. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

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    Fumaca or whatever whatever you call him. The only Brazilian who couldn't plat football.

    Graham Oates for the older ones.
     
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  3. Rum & Black for 2

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    Except Oates was, supposedly a midfielder.

    :)
     
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    Glen Keeley as a centre back but I don't think he was as bad as Bramble. Boumsong and Bramble would take a lot of beating...or not.
     
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  5. Somebodys pinched my sombrero

    Somebodys pinched my sombrero Well-Known Member

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    Oh, we're talking centre halfs? Right........

    Aye, bramble was cack. Marcelinho was just an utter waste of skin. ****ing sore finger? Twat!
     
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  6. Captainchaos.

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    Andreas Anderson up top
     
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    Mike hooper
    Rozenhal
    Cacapa
    Beresford
    Taylor
    Colback
    Barnes
    Pancrates
    Gosling
    Kitson
    Anderson
     
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  8. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Stimson - I don't care what team it is Stimson and Fumaca have to start
     
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    They won't even make the bench
     
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  10. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    I can't believe there is no starting position for David Barton in this first eleven at centre-back.
     
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  11. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    And up front John Robertson. A great goalscorer who completely forgot where the goalposts were once he pulled on the black and white!
     
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    Up front I'd be considering Frank Pingle, the original "Jigsaw".
     
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    Marshall, Craig, Clark, Anderson, McGrath, Iley, Hockey, Hilley, McGarry, Penman, Suddick - that's a side to be remembered
     
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  14. Joelinton's Right Foot

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    Only for those of you who are really old bastards and approaching 60 !!!!
     
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    Diego Gavilán. Stefan guivarch.
     
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  16. Warmir Pouchov

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    Chaos on this occasion you are wrong. Fumaca wasn't even a footballer. He couldn't dribble down his chin.

    Stimson was the single worst footballer I've seen in black and white. I've never seen a guy try so hard and be so bad.
     
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  17. Captainchaos.

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    It was a joke you just didn't get it mate
     
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    On this occasion I am going to stick up for Pouchy. It's not his fault you didn't dumb down your post enough to match his intelligence!
     
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    That was the first NUFC team I can actually remember watchi...

    Err, which Club did they play for again, Musty?

    :bandit:
     
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  20. Captainchaos.

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    Because he was Argentinian
     
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