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My wife is allergic to dogs so it was a very difficult choice to get married or to realise that I would never have a dog again. It was a tough choice! Not only can a dog be a member of the family, but also the one thing that is always happy to see you when you get home after a tough day. A dog has been fundamental to my mental well being (no comment about what I'm like now!)
We have 3 Silkies.They don't shed.We also have a Chihuahua,she darn well does!
 
When my first wife and I split up, she said you better keep the cats, you've always loved them more than you've ever loved me. Fair play to her, she was a pretty good judge. It would have broken my heart to lose my cats.

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I love cats, you pulled it off, well done D.
 
We have 3 Silkies.They don't shed.We also have a Chihuahua,she darn well does!

Unfortunately there are no no-allergen dogs, only low-allergen ones. Low allergy is just as bad because the reaction builds up over time and then some catastrophe happens. Also her allergy is more toward the dander than the fur. I wish it were otherwise!
 
In the gardening business we call them soft stones. Cat **** looks like a stone until you pick it up or brush it away. The smell make me heave. No one would like my solution (it involves pet snakes)...

I love dogs. So much so that I wont have one. The thought of leaving it on its own all day is a cruel thought.

Dogs are replaceable though. People often do. Lamella should go back to work.
 
It really isn't a laughing matter at all, but I couldn't help myself when I heard that David Goodwillie has been accused of rape.

Goodwillie by name, Badwillie by nature.

Ok I'll stop there.
 
It really isn't a laughing matter at all, but I couldn't help myself when I heard that David Goodwillie has been accused of rape.

Goodwillie by name, Badwillie by nature.

Ok I'll stop there.
I used to work with a guy called Dick Everhard, it always called a titter when they announced his name over the PA system and one of my mates called his first born Rik, his girlfriends surname was O'Shea, I wonder if his mates called him bullet?
 
I used to work with a guy called Dick Everhard, it always called a titter when they announced his name over the PA system and one of my mates called his first born Rik, his girlfriends surname was O'Shea, I wonder if his mates called him bullet?

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I had a friend in school called Richard Bent. So on the register and exam papers etc it would of course appear as Bent, Richard...which quickly evolved into the poor ****er's nickname.

I've long maintained that parents who give their kids ridiculous names should be fined £1000 per letter used.
 
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