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Spurlock said:
I couldn't find a picture of a ****ing plastic bottle with the two holes in that you make in your kitchen on a Friday night. I was just trying to outline the fundamental set up of a shisha pipe and a bong for Spaniard to compare.

But Trebs wants to measure cocks! **** this got munchies brb.
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[HASHTAG]#meltdown[/HASHTAG]
 
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Spurlock said:
Yeah, as Trebs(prick) says, you can make it at home from an empty plastic bottle if you really wanted to.
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No you twonk, I was saying you need another hole (a rush hole) which a lot of the commercial ones don't have. You cover the rush hole with the finger, take a toke at the top and fill your lungs with the goodness. But you'll see the bottle fills up with smoke. You then take your finger off the rush hole and take a toke and all that remaining lush smoke flows inside. It's like being 2 nil up against Arsenal thinking life is good and and then scoring another 2 goals and watching Highburial cry like a bitch.
 
Treble said:
No you twonk, I was saying you need another hole (a rush hole) which a lot of the commercial ones don't have. You cover the rush hole with the finger, take a toke at the top and fill your lungs with the goodness. But you'll see the bottle fills up with smoke. You then take your finger off the rush hole and take a toke and all that remaining lush smoke flows inside. It's like being 2 nil up against Arsenal thinking life is good and and then scoring another 2 goals and watching Highburial cry like a bitch.
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I know what a ****in rush hole is....but yeah lolz love watching Flanders cry.

Good morning bitches.
 
Treble said:
You see you younguns don't know shiiiiiiit Spurlock. See the bong... go old old skool - that needs a second hole around about where that A is situated. Want to know why? Because without it you waste some serious goodness. Don't go commercial mate, build your own <ok> Trust me, @Skylarker knows why...
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My best bong ever was an empty bottle of squash (kia ora bottle) with a small piece of hose pipe and a 10ml socket, little air hole burnt through the back with a cigarette.

****er literally blew your head off.
 
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Skylarker said:
My best bong ever was an empty bottle of squash (kia ora bottle) with a small piece of hose pipe and a 10ml socket, little air hole burnt through the back with a cigarette.

****er literally blew your head off.
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When I first stated blazing at 15 it always lungs and buckets.

2/3 buckets with whisky in the bottom at 15 used to blow your head off <laugh>
 
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Skylarker said:
My best bong ever was an empty bottle of squash (kia ora bottle) with a small piece of hose pipe and a 10ml socket, little air hole burnt through the back with a cigarette.

****er literally blew your head off.
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That's the kind of innovation that should be commended.

If it doesnt kill you it'll make you stronger!
 
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