What are you doing?

God it's going back some years since those were in fashion.

 

Never tried that, mate. Is it similar to a shisha pipe?..

 

Great stuff!...

Burn off a few bits into a rollup and I was happy as **** for hours!...

 

I used to smoke 20 (cigarettes!) a day. When we had kids I had to quit as 20 showers a day is excessive.

I don't judge smokers. I ****ing loved smoking. 10 years on and I'm craving one right now.

I suspect that when the kids have moved out I will start smoking again.

 

You can make it in your kitchen these days fella.

 

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Kind of.

 

I gave up blazing last Summer but that second picture has made me really want a shotty

Thanks a ****ing lot Spurlock

 

I'll knock all smoking on the head when I start a family like. I only smoke tobacco with weed or booze. I barely drink though(always been partial to Gin). It's all toke in the house of Funk.

 

As for what I'm doing... just about to attempt the move that every parent dreads: moving the sleeping toddler from your bed to their cot without them waking...

Wish me luck lads

 

Your welcome x

 

Just ignore that itch you get on your bollocks or wedgie etc, when you are carrying something with weight. That crazy one which appears out of nowhere.

 

Yeah, expect you can.

I used to keep my block in my baccy tin. Start my rollup, burn off a few pieces, rollup, light up.....bliss!....

 

You see you younguns don't know shiiiiiiit Spurlock. See the bong... go old old skool - that needs a second hole around about where that A is situated. Want to know why? Because without it you waste some serious goodness. Don't go commercial mate, build your own Trust me, @Skylarker knows why...

 

I couldn't find a picture of a ****ing plastic bottle with the two holes in that you make in your kitchen on a Friday night. I was just trying to outline the fundamental set up of a shisha pipe and a bong for Spaniard to compare.

But Trebs wants to measure cocks! **** this got munchies brb.

 

I can't help it if you want to go fanboy with your bongs mate. I was just trying to keep it real. If you want to show Spaniard a bong do it properly! I don't want the poor man wasting the ganja with that ****e you just posted!

 

I used to keep mine in a plastic egg from a kinder. Hash holder, tasty treat and you get to play with the toy.

 

So, same principle then...?

 

Unless you build a shotty. In which case no rush hole is needed

Anyway really old school involves 2 knives and a milk bottle!

 

Having some porridge with honey.