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Safc83 said:
All I'd say to that mate, I don't let my dog run all over the estate ****ting in peoples gardens.

Cat owners should be responsible with their cats, it's annoying when they constantly come in and **** all over.

To be fair, I've never actually poisoned a cat, I just said that to get my point across <laugh>

I have set my dog on them though when they come in the garden.
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I'm glad you've never done that mate, I'm relieved lol

You can't control where your cats roam fella, some barely leave their own perimeter, others roam literally miles. It's not about irresponsible owners merely cats who don't **** on their own doorstep <laugh>

There's plenty of ways of discouraging them from coming into your garden, a dog being the prime one like.
 
Tobes said:
I'm glad you've never done that mate, I'm relieved lol

You can't control where your cats roam fella, some barely leave their own perimeter, others roam literally miles. It's not about irresponsible owners merely cats who don't **** on their own doorstep <laugh>

There's plenty of ways of discouraging them from coming into your garden, a dog being the prime one like.
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Na, I'm an animal lover at heart.

There's a cat around here that's brave as ****, doesn't give a **** about my dog and constantly sits on top of my garage winding it up. She'll be sorry if she ever gets her paws on it. That's the animal kingdom to me though, I just let that play out naturally. If my dog gets scratched to **** one day scrapping with it, then so be it.

On a side note, I'd love to get a baby fox and raise it. I love them things.
 
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Safc83 said:
Na, I'm an animal lover at heart.

There's a cat around here that's brave as ****, doesn't give a **** about my dog and constantly sits on top of my garage winding it up. She'll be sorry if she ever gets her paws on it. That's the animal kingdom to me though, I just let that play out naturally. If my dog gets scratched to **** one day scrapping with it, then so be it.

On a side note, I'd love to get a baby fox and raise it. I love them things.
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There's load of foxes round here, my largest cat (a Norwegian Forest) was scrapping with a ****er in the garden the other week ffs! It was surreal, I heard screeching went outside and saw my cat with a fox trying to take a chunk out of its back.

Unfortunately they still hunt them round here and I'm virtually certain the fox in question was caught by the hunt at the top of our lane about a week later, meh.
 
Safc83 said:
No, they are still a level above them things. Sorry for offending, but I can't stand cats.

I'm that horrible man that puts poison down when cats come and **** in my garden.
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There's no need to poison cats mate... or **** in your garden! Not in the 21st century :p
 
We have foxes living the bottom of the garden. Little bastards are a pain in the arse. The lab sees them off every so often but occasionally they get into the rubbish and make a mess. Fortunately they have, so far, been tame enough not to attack the cats.
 
Stan said:
We have foxes living the bottom of the garden. Little bastards are a pain in the arse. The lab sees them off every so often but occasionally they get into the rubbish and make a mess. Fortunately they have, so far, been tame enough not to attack the cats.
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It takes a good dog to knack a fox, mate. Careful if your dog corners it, it's going to be in for one hell of a fight.
 
Tobes said:
There's load of foxes round here, my largest cat (a Norwegian Forest) was scrapping with a ****er in the garden the other week ffs! It was surreal, I heard screeching went outside and saw my cat with a fox trying to take a chunk out of its back.

Unfortunately they still hunt them round here and I'm virtually certain the fox in question was caught by the hunt at the top of our lane about a week later, meh.
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When I first got with my ex, she had an African Savannah. It was like a little ****ing tiger. She used to take it for a walk on a lead and even swimming in her folks pool. Seen nothing like it. I think she paid over a grand for it. Then huffy bad tempered me made her get rid of it. I felt bad for ages about that, but now I hate the bitch and just think, ha. I even nearly went in for buying another with her at one point.

If your cat can take on a fox, it must be one hard little bastard <ok>
 
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Safc83 said:
When I first got with my ex, she had an African Savannah. It was like a little ****ing tiger. She used to take it for a walk on a lead and even swimming in her folks pool. Seen nothing like it. I think she paid over a grand for it. Then huffy bad tempered me made her get rid of it. I felt bad for ages about that, but now I hate the bitch and just think, ha. I even nearly went in for buying another with her at one point.

If your cat can take on a fox, it must be one hard little bastard <ok>
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I had a cat like that years ago. It could be a mad, vicious bastard. Completely fearless ( or stupid?) too! Saw off my neighbours retriever.

Tbf, he was great with people, but if he saw another animal, especially on 'his territory' he just went after it!...
 
I had a huge cat many years ago from farm stock, we were looking after a friend's dog and this cat just ignored it and went about its normal routine. I heard high pitched screaming one day out the back. I had the cat by the scruff and the dog by the collar as I tried removing the cat from the dogs face.
 
The idea that cats are afraid of dogs is fanciful and not at all based on fact.

There used to be a big ginger tom that lived with our neighbour (when I was a kid). I say "lived" with our neighbour, because it just turned up one day and decided to stay. One Sunday morning, I was outside the house and the tom was lying on the pavement right outside the neighbour's front door, soaking up the early morning sunshine. Further along the pavement, I saw a bloke trying to restrain an Alsatian; it had seen the cat and was straining at its lead, and growling. The cat appeared to be unconcerned, reposing as normal, although I could tell that it was aware of the impending presence of the dog, because its ears were moving towards the sounds and its tail was agitated. The cat was lying directly where the dog would have to pass.

I thought to myself, "This is going to be interesting!"

When the dog and its owner got to about within 10 feet of the cat, it arched its back, and gave the dog an intense and evil stare, as if to say, "I ****ing dare you, son!" The Alsatian freaked out completely, reared backwards and refused and refused to go anywhere near the cat, despite the fact that its handler tried to drag it forward. The handler was a lad who lived on a another street, and he fancied himself as being a bit of gangster. He wasn't happy, as he was forced to walk the dog around the cat, into the road. The dog's eyes never left the cat, not once. The owner was made to look like a complete dickhead.

The cat merely stretched out a bit more, and I went over and ruffled its head, eliciting a grateful purr.
 
Stan said:
You were wrong.
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You had to be there, Lightning.

Mind you, if you had been, you would have said something Northern and completely unfunny.

"Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' ners in't arse 'ole, lad!" (That's you, Lightning, chastising the dog for sniffing the arse of another dog).
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
You had to be there, Lightning.

Mind you, if you had been, you would have said something Northern and completely unfunny.

"Ner! Yer dern't poot fookin' ners in't arse 'ole, lad!" (That's you, Lightning, chastising the dog for sniffing the arse of another dog).
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Tobes said:
I'm glad you've never done that mate, I'm relieved lol

You can't control where your cats roam fella, some barely leave their own perimeter, others roam literally miles. It's not about irresponsible owners merely cats who don't **** on their own doorstep <laugh>

There's plenty of ways of discouraging them from coming into your garden, a dog being the prime one like.
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You can train a cat mind; contrary to popular belief ... I've trained ours to **** in Safc83's garden...
 
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Just been browsing through the net and the Daily papers and found this incredibly important bit of research work!...I


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...would-wipe-humankind-just-100-days-according/

These dedicated 'academics' have calculated that a Zombie apocalypse would wipe out mankind in 100 days!...

As I have long suspected that Donald Trump, Nigel Farage, Liam Fox, and Piers Morgan are all zombies, something obviously needs to be done urgently!

Apparently, the best way to kill a Zombie is to whack off its head and then smash its brains in. Therefore I feel it's my civic duty to find them, hack off their heads with my machete, and pummel them with a lump hammer.

As you can imagine, it would greatly distress me to have to do this, but in this case my duty is clear!..
 
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