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Quarter pounder chicken burger sandwiches. No bread buns, so just in bread. Yep, I'm scruffing it up.

Finished off with Carrot cake and custard.
 
I've had numerous requests for updates on the new dog situation.

Today we went to meet a cockapoo and ended up putting down a deposit. She moves to Chez Stan's on Friday.

At first Stan Jr was disappointed that we weren't getting a Shih Tzu but he's happy enough that he can say COCK and POO as much as he likes without being told off.

The little thing is very cute. Will I still be saying that when she's shat and pissed all over the kitchen?

If the lab sits on her she's done for.
 
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I've had numerous requests for updates on the new dog situation.

Today we went to meet a cockapoo and ended up putting down a deposit. She moves to Chez Stan's on Friday.

At first Stan Jr was disappointed that we weren't getting a Shih Tzu but he's happy enough that he can say COCK and POO as much as he likes without being told off.

The little thing is very cute. Will I still be saying that when she's shat and pissed all over the kitchen?

If the lab sits on her she's done for.

I would draw the line if the missus asks you to carry it around in a basket.
 
Are they cats? This one is still smaller than our cat.
No, they are still a level above them things. Sorry for offending, but I can't stand cats.

I'm that horrible man that puts poison down when cats come and **** in my garden.
 
No, they are still a level above them things. Sorry for offending, but I can't stand cats.

I'm that horrible man that puts poison down when cats come and **** in my garden.
Meh, no need fella.

If I found out some ****er had poisoned one of my cats I'd run the **** over. There's never an excuse for poisoning someone's pet.
 
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Meh, no need fella.

If I found out some ****er had poisoned one of my cats I'd run the **** over. There's never an excuse for poisoning someone's pet.
All I'd say to that mate, I don't let my dog run all over the estate ****ting in peoples gardens.

Cat owners should be responsible with their cats, it's annoying when they constantly come in and **** all over.

To be fair, I've never actually poisoned a cat, I just said that to get my point across <laugh>

I have set my dog on them though when they come in the garden.
 
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