What are you doing?

[Tobes]

Just been browsing through the net and the Daily papers and found this incredibly important bit of research work!...I


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/...would-wipe-humankind-just-100-days-according/

These dedicated 'academics' have calculated that a Zombie apocalypse would wipe out mankind in 100 days!...

As I have long suspected that Donald Trump, Nigel Farage, Liam Fox, and Piers Morgan are all zombies, something obviously needs to be done urgently!

Apparently, the best way to kill a Zombie is to whack off its head and then smash its brains in. Therefore I feel it's my civic duty to find them, hack off their heads with my machete, and pummel them with a lump hammer.

As you can imagine, it would greatly distress me to have to do this, but in this case my duty is clear!..

A great advert for the academic quality of Leicester Uni that like.

 

[NSIS]

A great advert for the academic quality of Leicester Uni that like.

Got to be having a laugh. At the taxpayers expense, of course...

 

[Tobes]

Got to be having a laugh. At the taxpayers expense, of course...

At their own expense in fairness

 

[Sharpe*]

Graham Taylor dead.

 

[NSIS]

Graham Taylor dead.

How can they tell?...

 

[NSIS]

At their own expense in fairness

Well, the taxpayers are paying the lecturers salaries, indirectly.

 

[Chief]

Graham Taylor dead.

No way, I just predicted him on the deadpool thread!!!

Do I not like that?

 

[Stan]

Going to collect the Cockapoo tomorrow. I'll post photos to prove I have bought a puppy

 

[NSIS]

Going to collect the Cockapoo tomorrow. I'll post photos to prove I have bought a puppy

And a statement from the dog declaring itself to be a genuine Cockapoo, please!

 

[Stan]

And a statement from the dog declaring itself to be a genuine Cockapoo, please!

Paperwork is being provided but I won't be able to post it on here for legal reasons.

That makes me a snide and a liar. Call the cops

 

[Treble]

No way, I just predicted him on the deadpool thread!!!

Do I not like that?

Graham Taylor's last words "Hey! Hey! Tell that Chief, that he's just cost me my life!"

RIP

 

[Highburyal]

Graham Taylor's last words "Hey! Hey! Tell that Chief, that he's just cost me my life!"

RIP

RIP fam..

 

[FosseFilberto]

Going to collect the Cockapoo tomorrow. I'll post photos to prove I have bought a puppy

...might just post my schnoodle if you do ...(not a euphemism for the thicker cnuts on here) ...

 

[Spurlock]

Its Friday......its God day.

Woke up to cocktease levels of snowfall, no good. I want loads of it, home bound like back in the day before illuminati and celebrities ruined our simple lives and Chemtrails and Ozone didn't ruin our environment.

 

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Plenty of snow up north

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[Spurlock]

Plenty of snow up north

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Welljel.

Anyway your flowers look beautiful, they are blossoming.

Welljel.

 

[Stan]

Here you go, as promised.

I know it's a bit odd looking but the lady we bought it off assured me that it's perfectly normal for a puppy to start out like this. She was really nice and laughed a lot.

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[Spurlock]

Here you go, as promised.

I know it's a bit odd looking but the lady we bought it off assured me that it's perfectly normal for a puppy to start out like this. She was really nice and laughed a lot.

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Liar.

Snide twat.

 

[Tobes]

Here you go, as promised.

I know it's a bit odd looking but the lady we bought it off assured me that it's perfectly normal for a puppy to start out like this. She was really nice and laughed a lot.

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Reminds me of Tiddlers Mrs

 

[Stan]

Liar.

Snide twat.

It's true, the puppy is currently swimming in our Olympic size pool.