Drum

[The greengrocer]

Must be slow news day on the eff cee board!

 

[augustatiger]

If you bring a kettledrum we could all have tea.

 

[originalminority]

Thank you for the prompt replies. Some were helpful while others were in poor taste.

I have spoken to the powers that be at the KFC and it is all stations go for Saturday.

Vernon, and anyone else who thinks he can bring a drum into a Hull City crowd, I have made arrangements to confront your percussion crew and remove your drum as soon as it appears and smash it into little pieces then insert the sticks into an uncomfortable place, OK with that?

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

Why would anyone take a drum to KFC?

Must have drumsticks

 

[Ernie Shackleton]

Somebody skinning up, like?

 

[Happy Tiger]

So after quitting for a while, he's decided he's funny enough to make another comeback?

He's wrong.

 

[GLP]

I'll bring some flares

Flares aren't appropriate clothing for a football match.

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

Flares aren't appropriate clothing for a football match.

Big Verns probably been with a few Oxford Bags though.

 

[Kempton]

Kempton's done one. Cheers all

 

[Qatartiger Cambridgetiger]

Kempton's done one. Cheers all

What Kemps?

 

[Gone For A Walk]

Thank you for the prompt replies. Some were helpful while others were in poor taste.

I have spoken to the powers that be at the KFC and it is all stations go for Saturday.

Well done. You've achieved more than Burns, Buckingham and the rest of the local HDM & RH media 'experts' have managed over the past year or two.

 

[Onewaggy]

Well done. You've achieved more than Burns, Buckingham and the rest of the local HDM & RH media 'experts' have managed over the past year or two.

He means the bird in the club shop

 

[amberman8]

I'll bring some flares

Seventies fancy dress?

 

[tigerscanada]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

Will be looking out for him...

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[Bengals Tiger]

Google 'Gene Krupa'.
Google 'Buddy Rich'.
Bonham, good. But eat your heart out.
Taylor, very good. But eat your heart out.
Ringo. Erm, eat your heart out.
And spend the money carefully. The luckiest dummy that ever lived.

 

[Mrs. BLUE_MOUNTAINS_BEAR]

Google 'Gene Krupa'.
Google 'Buddy Rich'.
Bonham, good. But eat your heart out.
Taylor, very good. But eat your heart out.
Ringo. Erm, eat your heart out.
And spend the money carefully. The luckiest dummy that ever lived.

Together Gene and Buddy were a mean pair. Always loved 'Drum Boogie' - as a kid I always wanted to play the drums.

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[John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.]

If you bring a kettledrum we could all have tea.

Better a snare drum, can use it to catch him and get him ejected.

 

[Amin Arrears]

How did your tomatoes turn out Vern?

 

[terrac]

He means the bird in the club shop

I was in there yesterday (the club shop - not the bird). She's very pretty. Lovely eyes.. sigh...

 

[BrAdY]

How did your tomatoes turn out Vern?