Drum

[big vern]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

 

[GLP]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

He must be a virgin?

If you can't get a bird, get a drum.

 

[highpeak tiger]

Why would anyone take a drum to KFC?

 

[augustatiger]

Don't think musical instruments are allowed on match days so if he can prove he is not musical he might get it in on a technicality

 

[Evington]

I'll bring some flares

 

[highpeak tiger]

I'll bring some flares

Good idea, we can use them to burn the drum

 

[Evington]

Good idea, we can use them to burn the drum

 

[TigerinSydney]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

I'm confused. Are you called Big Vern or Large Drum?

 

[The greengrocer]

Dipshits back!

 

[originallambrettaman]

I'm confused. Are you called Big Vern or Large Drum?

He's normally just called Bellend.

 

[Lincoln Tiger]

I'll bring some flares

Great...are we having some 70s drum beats?

 

[Mr Hatem]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

WB Big Vern. Been serving
six months for stalking nurses again?

 

[Kempton]

A big hello to????

 

[Quill]

Why would anyone take a drum to KFC?

Because they have drumsticks...

I'll get my coat.





Also, Vern, **** back off. This must be the seventh time you've returned after 'leaving for good'. Cockwomble.

 

[Baldrick's Cunning Plan]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

Pack it in! That sounds like one of mine....

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Tip of the day: Use the drum as a Trojan Horse and a mate can get in for free.

Big Baldrick

 

[Steven Toast]

No drums in the library please.

 

[Edelman]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

You don't want to wake anybody up now do you.

 

[DMD]

I sure he didn't say he's bringing da rum?

 

[Bengals Tiger]

Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere.

We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests.

At the moment he has perfected the following

Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY

PS He will be in the north stand.

Big Vern

Rimshot.

 

[big vern]

Thank you for the prompt replies. Some were helpful while others were in poor taste.

I have spoken to the powers that be at the KFC and it is all stations go for Saturday.