Our kid is taking a large drum to the KFC on Saturday to try and improve on the tepid atmosphere. We wants to know pf any simple beats or specific requests. At the moment he has perfected the following Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang CITY PS He will be in the north stand. Big Vern
Don't think musical instruments are allowed on match days so if he can prove he is not musical he might get it in on a technicality
Because they have drumsticks... I'll get my coat. Also, Vern, **** back off. This must be the seventh time you've returned after 'leaving for good'. Cockwomble.
Pack it in! That sounds like one of mine.... Tip of the day: Use the drum as a Trojan Horse and a mate can get in for free. Big Baldrick
Thank you for the prompt replies. Some were helpful while others were in poor taste. I have spoken to the powers that be at the KFC and it is all stations go for Saturday.