Funny old day yesterday. Ordered some breakfast from the cafe on the business park and when it arrived, I realised I'd left my wallet at home. I also hadn't brought a house key with me. A mate arrived to give me a lift home and his ****ing car broke down - Citroen (say no ****ing more). We had to get a taxi back from Northwich which dropped me at the Cheese and my mate went home.
I walked in and before I could explain to the slut barmaid that I had no money, she'd pulled me a pint. The unit was working until 7 pm and wouldn't get back until 7.45. A tab was organised and I ended up getting pissed. No idea what the tab comes to