Off Topic Compare the cheese to no 10 thread

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Who is Stacy? I haven't heard of her yet.

Newish barmaid. Attractive, decent body, top rack, very pleasant disposition, pulls a good pint and doesn't like the ****ers I don't like. All in all, a good egg. She was off last night with the vomiting bug, so Denice stepped in. Sambuca was rife <yikes>
 
Newish barmaid. Attractive, decent body, top rack, very pleasant disposition, pulls a good pint and doesn't like the ****ers I don't like. All in all, a good egg. She was off last night with the vomiting bug, so Denice stepped in. Sambuca was rife <yikes>
That relationship will never last....
 
Eh?

Denice accidentally stabbed someone last night, She was doing that thing stabbing between the fingers of a stretched out hand and stabbed a finger, drawing blood. No claim apparently <yikes>

She has a thing about knives and also has one of those Irish clubs behind the bar <yikes>

did she then **** his brains out cos she got horny?

or is that not "the thing"
 
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Funny old day yesterday. Ordered some breakfast from the cafe on the business park and when it arrived, I realised I'd left my wallet at home. I also hadn't brought a house key with me. A mate arrived to give me a lift home and his ****ing car broke down - Citroen (say no ****ing more). We had to get a taxi back from Northwich which dropped me at the Cheese and my mate went home.

I walked in and before I could explain to the slut barmaid that I had no money, she'd pulled me a pint. The unit was working until 7 pm and wouldn't get back until 7.45. A tab was organised and I ended up getting pissed. No idea what the tab comes to <yikes>
 
Eh?

Denice accidentally stabbed someone last night, She was doing that thing stabbing between the fingers of a stretched out hand and stabbed a finger, drawing blood. No claim apparently <yikes>

She has a thing about knives and also has one of those Irish clubs behind the bar <yikes>
Bless, she sounds lovely :emoticon-0109-kiss: <yikes>
 
Funny old day yesterday. Ordered some breakfast from the cafe on the business park and when it arrived, I realised I'd left my wallet at home. I also hadn't brought a house key with me. A mate arrived to give me a lift home and his ****ing car broke down - Citroen (say no ****ing more). We had to get a taxi back from Northwich which dropped me at the Cheese and my mate went home.

I walked in and before I could explain to the slut barmaid that I had no money, she'd pulled me a pint. The unit was working until 7 pm and wouldn't get back until 7.45. A tab was organised and I ended up getting pissed. No idea what the tab comes to <yikes>
Sounds like something leading up to a really bad situation on Friday 13th. <yikes>
 
Depends where you buy them, though even I don't breakfast on Carling <laugh>

Red Lion, Stockton Heath - £3.60 a pint

The Cheese, Latchford (about 1 mile away) - £2.50 a pint
That's a big discrepancy.
Do they buy short shelf-life stuff on the cheap because they know you'll polish it off?