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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Newish barmaid. Attractive, decent body, top rack, very pleasant disposition, pulls a good pint and doesn't like the ****ers I don't like. All in all, a good egg. She was off last night with the vomiting bug, so Denice stepped in. Sambuca was rife <yikes>
     
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  2. saintanton

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    That relationship will never last....
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I will look out for her on the Facebook page. <yikes>
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Dirty bitch <laugh>
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You had me at top rack.
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Eh?

    Denice accidentally stabbed someone last night, She was doing that thing stabbing between the fingers of a stretched out hand and stabbed a finger, drawing blood. No claim apparently <yikes>

    She has a thing about knives and also has one of those Irish clubs behind the bar <yikes>
     
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  7. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    did she then **** his brains out cos she got horny?

    or is that not "the thing"
     
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    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Funny old day yesterday. Ordered some breakfast from the cafe on the business park and when it arrived, I realised I'd left my wallet at home. I also hadn't brought a house key with me. A mate arrived to give me a lift home and his ****ing car broke down - Citroen (say no ****ing more). We had to get a taxi back from Northwich which dropped me at the Cheese and my mate went home.

    I walked in and before I could explain to the slut barmaid that I had no money, she'd pulled me a pint. The unit was working until 7 pm and wouldn't get back until 7.45. A tab was organised and I ended up getting pissed. No idea what the tab comes to <yikes>
     
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    organic red Well-Known Member

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    Bless, she sounds lovely :emoticon-0109-kiss: <yikes>
     
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  10. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Sounds like something leading up to a really bad situation on Friday 13th. <yikes>
     
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    Why not lob in a few jinxes and curses while you're at it?
     
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  12. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    #pragmatist
     
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    Ever.
     
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  14. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    RHc... did you actually pay for your breakfast then??
     
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    How much is a couple of pints of Carling these days?
     
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  16. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yes. I borrowed a fiver from a colleague <ok>
     
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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Depends where you buy them, though even I don't breakfast on Carling <laugh>

    Red Lion, Stockton Heath - £3.60 a pint

    The Cheese, Latchford (about 1 mile away) - £2.50 a pint
     
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    That's a big discrepancy.
    Do they buy short shelf-life stuff on the cheap because they know you'll polish it off?
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It's more a massive mark-up as the nouveau riche are prepared to pay through their turned-up noses for it. The beer is actually very well looked after at the Cheese.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

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    Do the nouveau riche drink Carling? I would have imagined they'd be drink microbrews with unpronounceable names.
     
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