Newish barmaid. Attractive, decent body, top rack, very pleasant disposition, pulls a good pint and doesn't like the ****ers I don't like. All in all, a good egg. She was off last night with the vomiting bug, so Denice stepped in. Sambuca was rife
Eh? Denice accidentally stabbed someone last night, She was doing that thing stabbing between the fingers of a stretched out hand and stabbed a finger, drawing blood. No claim apparently She has a thing about knives and also has one of those Irish clubs behind the bar
Funny old day yesterday. Ordered some breakfast from the cafe on the business park and when it arrived, I realised I'd left my wallet at home. I also hadn't brought a house key with me. A mate arrived to give me a lift home and his ****ing car broke down - Citroen (say no ****ing more). We had to get a taxi back from Northwich which dropped me at the Cheese and my mate went home. I walked in and before I could explain to the slut barmaid that I had no money, she'd pulled me a pint. The unit was working until 7 pm and wouldn't get back until 7.45. A tab was organised and I ended up getting pissed. No idea what the tab comes to
Depends where you buy them, though even I don't breakfast on Carling Red Lion, Stockton Heath - £3.60 a pint The Cheese, Latchford (about 1 mile away) - £2.50 a pint
That's a big discrepancy. Do they buy short shelf-life stuff on the cheap because they know you'll polish it off?
It's more a massive mark-up as the nouveau riche are prepared to pay through their turned-up noses for it. The beer is actually very well looked after at the Cheese.
Do the nouveau riche drink Carling? I would have imagined they'd be drink microbrews with unpronounceable names.