Off Topic The Christmas Thread

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He's eating an apple.

He looks like a gibbon, his polish dental nurse is crying and the rest of the dental team are either crying or applauding . Unbelievable .

I'm off to charge my glass, he's still at the apple.

Why am I watching this?
Coz your either drunk or you've lost it.:emoticon-0136-giggl
 
He's not happy with his new railings.

He originally went for some wonky, slightly off colour, dodgy, non Hollywood looking gnashers with a gold tooth to finish the look off.

Now he's gone ' the only way is Essex' . .ie. pure brilliant white and straight as frig.

Update.

Still got the gold tooth and still looks a tit.
 
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He's eating an apple.

He looks like a gibbon, his Polish dental nurse is crying and the rest of the dental team are either crying or applauding . Unbelievable .

I'm off to charge my glass, he's still at the apple.

Why am I watching this?

This guy could eat an apple theough a tennis racket.

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I'm off to Designer Outlet at York this morning... which is bad but I did skillfully steer it away from .Meadow Hell. Meh
 
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I'm off to Designer Outlet at York this morning... which is bad but I did skillfully steer it away from .Meadow Hell. Meh
Hull shops for me. Mrs Askew hate shopping as much as me, but have to choose her 50th b'day present. Otherwise Lion and Keys and a look at the golden pavements and preparations for Made in Hull
 
Going out for some grub about 3.30 with her and the kids (my daughters offered to pay:emoticon-0102-bigsm). Fancy one of those big **** off burger challenges in a local boozer. Getting picked up at 6.30 for the game then a few more beers with the lads afterwards. Tough life this.
 
Got folk coming to stay tomorrow until Monday, so been out to replen the ales, get the makings of tomorrow's Indian feast (before we go out) and she's now got me sorting ****e. <steam>

Looking forward to tonight's game and hope for a draw, at least. Undecided whether home with feet up or pub with the lads. <confused>
 
I'm in Brooklyn. Just had a massive breakfast washed down with Brooklyn Insulated Dark Lager. 5.4% malty and designed to keep you warm! Very nice
Had a big session on various IPAs last night, mainly around 8% so needed hair of the dog!
 
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Hull shops for me. Mrs Askew hate shopping as much as me, but have to choose her 50th b'day present. Otherwise Lion and Keys and a look at the golden pavements and preparations for Made in Hull
Must say the city is looking pretty fantastic. Walked from the old town to Marina to Victoria Square and then down Whitefriargate. The consistent paving somehow seems to pull it all together. Noticed buildings above the eye line that I'd never seen before. It had a real buzz about the place.
 
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In laws do that every year for about 6 weeks at a time. Not Benidorm. They love it.

Can't blame them GLP if family are all grown up and have their own lives then grabbing a bit of sunshine makes sense, and I'm afraid that I'm not in the White Christmas camp or white any time as I spent too many miserable winters working in the stuff. Happy New Year anyway.
 
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Can't blame them GLP if family are all grown up and have their own lives then grabbing a bit of sunshine makes sense, and I'm afraid that I'm not in the White Christmas camp or white any time as I spent too many miserable winters working in the stuff. Happy New Year anyway.
What hotel did you stay in ref?
 
What hotel did you stay in ref?

Hotel Orange Chaz, we usually stay in the old town area as I am not keen on the area where the Orange and other hotels around are situated. I just find 'The Square' area of Benidorm a bit seedy and much like any town/city on a Saturday night, sometimes worse in a summer. Although we have seen some good shows around that area I'm always on edge with the goings on sometimes, I'm not a young guy and some times things get a bit intimidating. Whereas the old town is where Spaniards can have a good time without the menace it seems, but they do have their problems at times, we have seen it, its just our lot seem to be pushing the limits most of the time. But as for the Orange Chaz, can't fault the place, room, food, the lot was brill.
 
Hotel Orange Chaz, we usually stay in the old town area as I am not keen on the area where the Orange and other hotels around are situated. I just find 'The Square' area of Benidorm a bit seedy and much like any town/city on a Saturday night, sometimes worse in a summer. Although we have seen some good shows around that area I'm always on edge with the goings on sometimes, I'm not a young guy and some times things get a bit intimidating. Whereas the old town is where Spaniards can have a good time without the menace it seems, but they do have their problems at times, we have seen it, its just our lot seem to be pushing the limits most of the time. But as for the Orange Chaz, can't fault the place, room, food, the lot was brill.
Ye I stayed there in May for three days on a jolly boys outing. Puebla round the corner is better IMHO though.
Don't go in April or May its full of stag and hen party's, chaos.
August is ok as it's full of families.