Nah its a proper one mate except it's been treat like a game bird. Like me it's well hung Two bottles of becks down as a stomach lining. Just cracked open a bottle of Chablis
A blink away GG a blink away... Merry Christmas to all those who have lost this very closest of family and friends...
I love you Ern. Always have something poignant and well thought out to say. Have a very merry Xmas Sir.
Muppet version factamundo I'm waiting for the outlaws to come... 20 minutes late already. Gives me more time to get leathered and force a smile
Necked a bottle of Black Sheep at her mams this morning at about 10ish. 2 bottles of fizzy pink stuff already gone with er in doors and the kids(25 and 22). Onto A bottle of Valpolicella now waiting for the pot noodle to be served. Last nights frivolity is a distant memory but there were some lovely ladies in my local.
Brut special reserve (how it used to smell) Other smelly stuff Socks Jumper Book Other joint gifts for me and our lass. Which is generally stuff for her. Feeling ravenous now. The smell of goose and all the trimmings is wafting up from the kitchens and I'm pinned down by the sleeping little 'un. Torture I tells you. Can't even reach for me nut cracker. As for drinks. I'm on-call today and in work tomorrow so that's put the skids on that one. Merry Christmas.
Take it all back the turkey was superb. The mother in law didnt like it, too rich!! Added bonus. Now for the chocolate brazils
On the Baileys. My mum brought it with her, it's orange truffle flavoured. It's alright but I wouldn't buy it, original is best. Served as per Ernies advice; 3 lumps of ice.
Lunchtime in the local: 3 pints of Beeston Brewery's 'Afternoon Delight' (3.9% on the taps, but 3.7% on their website?); 2 singles of Laphroaig. Lift home by a coffee-drinker. All sorted. All the best, all of you.
Joint present: tour of the Bombay Gin distillery in Laverstock. Box of mixed Wychwood beers Dash cam Big bottle of Amaris and Calvin Klein Jumper and shirt All settled down for a drop or three of me rum
Bloody hell, Ernie; either the pollen counts high or I just filled up. Might be the Port. I undestand, I share your sentiment, bloody good, ain't it.
Thinking about the cheese now. Apparently it's the done thing to eat the rind when you have Brie. I'll give it a go, but it doesn't look promising.