The Christmas Thread

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Hoddle Is A God said:
We're getting ready to cook the goose.

Oh, by the way, here's something that is going to have Stan (aka Lightning) and Tobes in absolute bits - it's the invoice for the meat we bought at a local butcher. I got my weights mixed up: the free range chicken is 6lbs, but the goose is 12lbs. I also got the price slightly wrong: £58 and not £45.

Lightning crucified me for that, and used it to suggest that I was making it all up. Well, Lightning, there'll be no sleep for you, now, knowing that you massively ****ed up that particular wum. No doubt Pixie will be hard on your case, as he is a stickler for that kind of thing.

Anyway, enjoy your Christmas lunches tomorrow, lads. <ok>

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So hiag got a part time job at the butchers for xmas...the customer wont be happy about hiag sharing his receipt on the net if he finds out, hiag might get the sack mate..lolz
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
:emoticon-0167-beer:<bubbly><cracker><ale>

You, too, PISKIE.

Perhaps there'll be a Christmas Day truce, after all?
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I doubt I'll be on not606 on christmas day, so you can count that as one day where I don't give you a rinsing ;)

Enjoy the Goose, hope there's enough to go round <cracker>
 
PISKIE said:
I doubt I'll be on not606 on christmas day, so you can count that as one day where I don't give you a rinsing ;)

Enjoy the Goose, hope there's enough to go round <cracker>
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I may pop on later on in the evening, but as you won't be here, I won't make any witty owning comments at your expense, mate. It's the best I can do under the circumstances.

Enjoy your turkey breast. Hope you don't mess anything up, like over-cooking the sprouts.
<ok>
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
I may pop on later on in the evening, but as you won't be here, I won't make any witty owning comments at your expense, mate. It's the best I can do under the circumstances.

Enjoy your turkey breast. Hope you don't mess anything up, like over-cooking the sprouts.
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Same as every other day then. Why change the habit of a lifetime ? ;)

Enjoy your Christmas <cracker>
 
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Drinking one of tomorrow's Sauvignons. The girls won't even get through the other bottle so they'll never know.

Best get to bed as it will be a daft o'clock start.
 
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