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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 15, 2016.

  1. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    So hiag got a part time job at the butchers for xmas...the customer wont be happy about hiag sharing his receipt on the net if he finds out, hiag might get the sack mate..lolz
     
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  2. Sweats

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    Clearly. She's marrying me
     
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  3. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Half the point to my joke......


    Have a good un fella <cracker>

    <peacedove>
     
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  4. Sweats

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    You too ..
     
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  5. Yes. I was out by 5lbs on the goose.

    Well done, Lightning.
     
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  6. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG, sit down mate and pour yourself a nice brandy. Have a couple of days on here without getting your goose in a flap.

    Here's to you and yours and hope you have a good one <cracker>
     
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  7. Xmas lolz
     
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  8. :emoticon-0167-beer:<bubbly><cracker><ale>

    You, too, PISKIE.

    Perhaps there'll be a Christmas Day truce, after all?
     
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  9. Spurlock

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    Happy Xmas Diggaz...time for a zoot

     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I doubt I'll be on not606 on christmas day, so you can count that as one day where I don't give you a rinsing ;)

    Enjoy the Goose, hope there's enough to go round <cracker>
     
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  11. Stan

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    No worries HIAG. You've been wrong all year so a fitting way to end it.

    Stan wishes you a Merry Christmas and hopes that you enjoy your goose.
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    Lol
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Zoot lit....

     
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  14. I may pop on later on in the evening, but as you won't be here, I won't make any witty owning comments at your expense, mate. It's the best I can do under the circumstances.

    Enjoy your turkey breast. Hope you don't mess anything up, like over-cooking the sprouts.
    <ok>
     
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  15. It's kept you at the end of my hook.


    Goose is always good, Stan.

    Merry Xmas, to you and yours.
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Same as every other day then. Why change the habit of a lifetime ? ;)

    Enjoy your Christmas <cracker>
     
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  17. I was ripping the wum out of him to the very end, but very subtly.
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    No rest for the wicked ma brudda.
     
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  19. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Just drinking 'Santa's' whisky by the fire place.

    A nice 20 yr old Talisker, lucky Santa.
     
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  20. Stan

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    Drinking one of tomorrow's Sauvignons. The girls won't even get through the other bottle so they'll never know.

    Best get to bed as it will be a daft o'clock start.
     
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