Look, I'm not one for naming names, the first rule of the clique is not to talk about it, obvz. But it was Ben. And Chazz. And Kemps. I think the invitation was only extended to those that know how to use an inside loo. Soz.
Don't think by ratting them out that you will escape my wrath. You are complicite and will pay the price. Full price.
I feel as if my place of supreme ruler and overlord is being questioned though my friend. It's like the night of the long knives all over again. Only I'm not having it. Not for one minute.
Its true Carmine i bought him a drink once and **** me, for someone with the appearance of of a Dwarve out of Lord of the Rings he didnt half shift when it was his turn. Anyway I got invited into a clique only a day or so ago. Its developing nicely, we just need the last one of the six to reply and it'll be drinks n away days I reckon.
Oh I'll find you. You'll wake up one night and I'll be stood above you wearing your Hull City quilted jacket whilst holding Chazz' and Bens severed heads in my hands. I'll even grow a goaty as a twisted mark of mocking respect as I serve up my revenge for your traitory. Ice cold.
Funny enough was watching the Desolation of Smaug last night and I mentioned to the missus I fancied giving the Blonde Dwarves beard a go in the new year. please log in to view this image She reacted like Smaug in some respect. Women eh? How the **** do you know I have a Hull City quil...aha clever! You're gonna grow a goatie? Phew, I got ages then.
I've given up on beards, I was going full hipster but it was many shades of grey and people kept calling me wolfman.
