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The Christmas Thread

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Chief, Nov 15, 2016.

  1. seabreeze

    seabreeze Well-Known Member

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    Have Great Christmas All .....and a Fab New Year .While most have Boxing day , it's a tradition of mine to have " Brownie and Beer Day " ....Far Out and Bottoms up ....Cheers
     
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  2. NSIS

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    Cheers mate!...<cracker>
     
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  3. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Beef bourguignon in the oven, ready in 3 hours.

    Lampoon's on in about 30 mins. Had a rum and coke and a beer earlier, more beer to follow.

    Think we're all sorted now though 3 kids and Christmas=stress.
     
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  4. gooner4ever

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    Merry Christmas to all
     
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  5. NSIS

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    Igualmente ( same to you in Spanish) <cracker>
     
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  6. Blueman

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    Cracking my first can, so right on it.
    Merry Christmas all.
     
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  7. We're getting ready to cook the goose.

    Oh, by the way, here's something that is going to have Stan (aka Lightning) and Tobes in absolute bits - it's the invoice for the meat we bought at a local butcher. I got my weights mixed up: the free range chicken is 6lbs, but the goose is 12lbs. I also got the price slightly wrong: £58 and not £45.

    Lightning crucified me for that, and used it to suggest that I was making it all up. Well, Lightning, there'll be no sleep for you, now, knowing that you massively ****ed up that particular wum. No doubt Pixie will be hard on your case, as he is a stickler for that kind of thing.

    Anyway, enjoy your Christmas lunches tomorrow, lads. <ok>

    Butcher's invoice.jpg
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Sort and account number copied, going to be a fab Christmas in the luv shack.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Merry Christmas, cool Yule and Peas and Love to all on on here.

    Hope you all have a wonderful time with your families and here's to a happy and successful 2017

    <cracker>
     
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  10. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    I'll have a 6lb Goose to feed 7 please <whistle>
     
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  11. Stan

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    Congratulations for admitting and providing evidence that you ****ed up HIAG <laugh>

    Stan knew that he was right.
     
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  12. NSIS

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    <laugh>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We have turkey (no chips) every Xmas Eve. Last several years we have done our main meal Xmas Eve. That way the Mrs can join in Xmas and it's a whole lot less stress all around.

    We usually have a good breakfast Xmas morn after presents are unwrapped and dinner is leftovers.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Hahaha Wum **** up, your Gammon is not smoked.
     
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    Merry Christmas ****s.
     
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  16. Libby

    Libby Derby County, we're coming for you

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    Merry Christmas ya bunch of tossers. Hope you have a good one <cheers>
     
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  17. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    Sounds fine that way. But to have Turkey then main turkey meal again following day?

    Anyway, moot point as it goes. We ended up at comfortably the worst pub in a five mile radius and endured a predictably utterly ****e meal. The food was gash but it's Christmas eve and all part of the experience so it matters not.

    Got a glass of red in hand and the kids are full of excitement so it's good.

    Happy Christmas to you all!
     
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  18. Sweats

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    Had a nap this afternoon. Slept for too long. Ruined the festive beers as was still somewhat grumpy. Just got back after a swift 4 pints of Oxford gold, now having a tapas night drinking red wine, got massive prawns, small prawns, scallops with black pudding and pea purée and a baked Camembert whilst listening to Richard Ashcroft who I've bought tickets to go see for the mrs's Christmas present.
     
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  19. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Your Mrs is obviously into whining twats then like
     
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  20. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    Have a good Christmas lads <gift>:emoticon-0167-beer:<cracker>

    All the best <cheers>
     
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