My Mrs reckons they will shut an hour or two early. Got a banging head today. Starts drinking at 1:30 yesterday. Was on the kronenbourg had nothing to eat either. Was absolutely smashed by 6.
Had a pint at lunchtime but no lunch. Started on the beer at 5pm, went to a party at 8pm, home around 11pm, smashed, carried on drinking til 1am, up at 6.30am, ran 6k, off to brunch (no booze), feel great, even the trapped nerve in my back is having a day off, will be dead on my feet by 2pm.
I don't know what to later. Don't want to get drunk and feel like **** tomoro. Though I'm incapable of just having a couple .
My folks and a couple of my brothers (one I Iike, the other is a waste of space) will be coming round later to make everyone feel uncomfortable. I'll start drinking heavily just before they arrive and regret that decision at 6am tomorrow when Stanette jumps on my head. I'll feel like gagging when I prepare the turkey for cremation.
I feel your pain. The problem is you know you'll end up drinking later, so rather than worry about it all day waiting for the inevitable, just do it.
I'm doing the same, and taking my lad for a hair cut. Selfish bitch thought she'd leave it for me to do on Xmas Eve
Wake n bake....then off to get a few tins of quality streets to hand out to anyone who thinks I'm humbugging... That's it then init....can't say **** to me...they Quality Streets and its Xmas. My boys gave me a list...I gave it back and said soz but us man are Muslim. ....works every time. Boom....Spurlock don't **** around.
Turkey on Christmas I got a big tin of fancy biscuits from a neighbour with our christmas card. Be a bit more adventurous please muslim bro
Just back from a fantastic brunch. The waitress was a delight and she was literally bursting out of her tight, white, buttoned top. Merry Christmas indeed.
Posted on another thread but so apt I thought it deserved to be here as well. Couldnt be bothered to photoshop that no mark's face... please log in to view this image Christmas at 2 Kitchen Pete's house... "At this festive season of the year, Mr Saxton, ... it is more than usually desirable that we should make some slight provision for the perecuted and destitute, who suffer greatly at the present time. Many thousands are in want of common necessaries; hundreds of thousands are in want of common comforts, sir." "Are there no prisons?" "Plenty of prisons..." "And the Union workhouses." demanded Saxton. "Are they still in operation?" "Both very busy, sir..." "Those who are badly off must go there." "Many can't go there; and many would rather die." "If they would rather die," said Saxton, "they had better do it, and decrease the surplus population!" Merry Christmas Mr Saxton
Not feeling too bad, got a bit more wrapping to do but nothing major. Done all the food prep for tomorrow and the meal tonight. Will go out somewhere later for a pint or 2.
Just had a quick trip round Mumbles to buy salt and pepper grinders for tomorrow, one or two knobheads wearing shorts. I don't get it, in guess it makes me joyless but there you go, it's not summer and it's ****ing freezing, they look bellends. Other than that it was very festive and nice, had a coffee with a pal and am now wondering when it's acceptable have a beer. The beach walk isn't now happening so might as well. As for the pub meal, the mo in law has now booked the local Sizzler!! ****ing hell, that'll be interesting. Not an ale in sight and seemingly hundreds of gleaming Stella taps as far as the eye can see. Beats turkey and chips though.
