When do you knock off?

What you ***gots doing up anyway?

 

Early train /replacement coach/overground to pick up my kids awesome sunrise in East Anglia

 

Pics of a slumbering commuter please


Sunrise over Finsbury Park was pretty cosmic this morning. If I had a soul, I would have marvelled at the majesty of creation.

 

I ran over the footbridge at Ipswich station changed direction and my feet slid the other way taking me over like a sack of ****.
Looked up and the 7:52 was leaving .
The holly jolly ****s in Christmas jumpers on the platform must have thought I had severe tourettes syndrome as I muttered "**** **** **** ****ing **** arsehole " my smart clothes are all ****ed and dirty now.

 

So cute u think their still yours

 

Lengthy CSA investigation and International track down followed by DNA swab would suggest they are mine.

 

A long day lies ahead for our Duncan, I suspect.

 

Already on the coach from Whitton to Newbury park from there Central line to Stratford then Overground to Highbury & Islington.
A swift 10 minutes walk then back again in reverse order ..
I'm jumping the first leg in protest .

 

What a Dad Si is. Spends two hours travelling every second Saturday to see his kids. Spends half an hour of pure love whilst they eat their takeaway happy meals then the rest of the day getting **** faced with Toby.

Yer a credit to fatherhood Simon.

 

I'm taking them to my house for 4 days today. .
Toby is in Brighton over Christmas

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Well that's the excuse he gave so I wouldn't drink all his booze take all his drugs and pass out on his sofa power snoring .

 

I'm in Brighton since yesterday afternoon

One of the managers at work came over and suggested we all finish at 12 and go to the pub, rather than sit in the office til one. He challenged us to drink as much as we could on the company card in an hour before he ****ed off.

Got on the train quite pissed and picked up drugs and Harry Potter jellybeans on the way, and ordered a 20" tofu pizza last night

My cumulative xmas hangover is going to be spectacular this year...

 

Wit! Their mother is letting you take the kids over Christmas? Wot a rotter.

Yer well rid of that bitch Si.

 

Defo in Brighton. Where else on earth could you get a Tofu pizza ffs?

Note to Putin; Brighton is full of ****s. Please aim your nukes there.

 

Tofu pizza?

**** me Toby you never fail to find new and interesting ways to be the gayest guy in the room.

 

Did he mention his host is a vegetarian chef ?
Soz Tobez .
Brighton is fantastic you don't get anyone over 40 living there and tang everywhere.

 

If Harry Potter jellybeans is code for drugs I'm out da loop .

 

all the over 40s have died of bad aids.

 

http://www.morellizorelli.co.uk/menu/

Still got half left. I'd never had a 20" pizza before, it's a ****ing challenge and a half...

 

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Harry-Potter-Bertie-Botts-Flavour/dp/B00A6QMQVE

 

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